How long did we all believe that our blanket would protect us from monsters?
It’s part of a D&D adventurer’s kit for a reason.
It’s a well-known fact that bogeymen think anything under a blanket does not exist. Therefore, throwing a blanket over one puts it in an existential quandary and gives you time to take it out.
Alex…Discworld quote, FTW! Pratchett forever! 😀
Because what children mispronounce as “boogyman”, when said properly, is “ravenous bugblatter beast of traal”.
…and now for the Pratchett/Adams crossover fan-fiction…
…SQUEEEEEEEE!
Oh, hush. It’s a well-known scientific fact that fabric is one of the few materials that is impervious to monster claws.
I once scared my Sisters like that…once. :-/
Towels are superior, just ask Doug Adams.
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How long did we all believe that our blanket would protect us from monsters?
It’s part of a D&D adventurer’s kit for a reason.
It’s a well-known fact that bogeymen think anything under a blanket does not exist. Therefore, throwing a blanket over one puts it in an existential quandary and gives you time to take it out.
Alex…Discworld quote, FTW! Pratchett forever! 😀
Because what children mispronounce as “boogyman”, when said properly, is “ravenous bugblatter beast of traal”.
…and now for the Pratchett/Adams crossover fan-fiction…
…SQUEEEEEEEE!
Oh, hush. It’s a well-known scientific fact that fabric is one of the few materials that is impervious to monster claws.
I once scared my Sisters like that…once. :-/
Towels are superior, just ask Doug Adams.