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by Paul Taylor on August 2, 2010 at 12:00 am
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  1. fairportfan
    August 2, 2010, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    “I don’t process froot loop before coffee,” Monica once said…

    • Biker Matt
      August 2, 2010, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      I don’t process before sugar (unless it’s froot loop)

    • SoWhyMe
      August 2, 2010, 2:42 am | # | Reply

      In Monica’s world, the fruit loop processes you.

      • chrisleech
        May 25, 2011, 10:53 pm | #

        no, that’s in Soviet russia that the froot loop processes you

    • Lustwane
      August 2, 2010, 8:04 am | # | Reply

      I’ve had a blown up copy of the panel Monica says that in as my desktop background at work ever since.

  2. txmystic
    August 2, 2010, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Sweet! I was worried that Jin’s mom had gone away or something…

    • Fatuncle
      August 2, 2010, 12:10 am | # | Reply

      Hello, Mayahuel, good to see you.

      Yah, I have been wondering myself, txmystic. Paul’s world has expanded to the point you can’t keep track of everyone at once; too many things going on.

      • Biker Matt
        August 2, 2010, 2:29 am | #

        So now we get a slice of the May-Jin situation?

      • Fairportfan
        August 2, 2010, 7:51 am | #

        It’s August…

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 8:11 am | #

        Maybe we should march April in here to give us an august proclamation concerning the May-Jin situation. I guess, for now, however we’ll have to july on Paul to fill us in as the months go by.

        *** hovering over the Submit Comment button, deciding whether or not to click it *** what the hell, I’ve posted worse!

      • txmystic
        August 2, 2010, 9:06 am | #

        groan.

      • Fatuncle
        August 2, 2010, 10:23 am | #

        SoWhyMe:
        whimper
        .
        .

      • eschmenk
        August 2, 2010, 10:45 am | #

        That pun certainly wasn’t.

      • StJason
        August 2, 2010, 12:06 pm | #

        @SoWhyMe: August that we will have to work hard to September the last pun that was that bad.

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 12:15 pm | #

        Groan, whimper … Hey, not bad! I was expecting a reaction more akin to projectile vomit in a crowded room.

      • jwhouk
        August 2, 2010, 12:40 pm | #

        Wake me up when September ends.

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 1:29 pm | #

        But you’ll miss all this snappy dialogue.

      • Francisco
        August 2, 2010, 5:47 pm | #

        jw,

        I must be getting tired for a moment there I thought you’d typed:

        Wake me up before you go-go

        and I had a double-take

        << definitely not an evening person

  3. txmystic
    August 2, 2010, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    BTW, where can I get a “MEAT FOR BREAKFAST” mug?

    • Justin
      August 2, 2010, 9:02 am | # | Reply

      Agreed. WANT!

    • SoWhyMe
      August 2, 2010, 10:02 am | # | Reply

      A solid white cup and a magic marker?

      • StJason
        August 2, 2010, 12:07 pm | #

        They have those cups that are covered in blackboard substance…

      • eschmenk
        August 2, 2010, 12:31 pm | #

        Do you mean whiteboard? I’m having trouble imagining a slate coffee cup.

        I wonder how many people have never seen a blackboard first hand. The number is certainly growing.

      • txmystic
        August 2, 2010, 1:46 pm | #

        …or enjoyed the bronchial irritation after being asked to pound out the erasers…

      • StJason
        August 2, 2010, 5:45 pm | #

        No, it’s not slate. It’s the stuff (kinda like heavy-duty spray paint) that they actually make chalkboards out of nowadays. They coat the outside of a regular ceramic mug with it.

        …Slate? They haven’t used slate in classrooms since…
        …how old are you, eschmenk?

        :p

      • Biker Matt
        August 3, 2010, 1:33 am | #

        I haven’t seen a slate chalkboard since I was what… 23?

      • eschmenk
        August 3, 2010, 8:51 am | #

        StJ: There’s quite a few old farts around here and I’m one of them. However, if a school building was over 50 years old, it probably still had slate blackboards until they were replaced by whiteboards, which would have happened only in the last few years. IIRC, an old converted school building that I was in last winter still had the slate blackboards up on the walls.

        BTW, it turns out that no only can you buy coffee cups with chalkboard paint on them, you can make your own. 🙂 I’m not clear on why someone wouldn’t just use a white ceramic mug and markers, though. Because the markers are toxic?

      • txmystic
        August 2, 2010, 2:15 pm | #

        SoWhyMe:

        Yes, but that lacks the consumer-driven corporate mass-production je ne sais quoi, non?

  4. KaiserFrazer67
    August 2, 2010, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    …You’d think she’d be a heckuva lot more happy to be with her mom after not having her for… how many thousands of years??

    • Biker Matt
      August 2, 2010, 1:11 am | # | Reply

      She’s HAD a while to be happy, but now that it’s lost the ragged high edge, “SEVERELY not a morning person” rears it’s head…

  5. Atomic
    August 2, 2010, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Probably didn’t have a relaxing night with Alan –no wonder she’s grouchy!

    • Opus the Poet
      August 2, 2010, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

      We haven’t seen Alan since the Calendar Machine was “taken care of”, I wonder what (who) he’s doing now.

  6. rande11
    August 2, 2010, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Reminds me of what Brandi and Bud said to each other before Brandi-“You could flatten the Earth and you NEED coffee?”, Bud-“I need it so I DON’T flatten the earth.”
    http://wapsisquare.com/comic/flattentheearth

    • fairportfan
      August 2, 2010, 12:33 am | # | Reply

      Was about to go scouting for that one. Thanx.

      • fairportfan
        August 2, 2010, 12:46 am | #

        …and it led to one of the more important events in the strip’s run.

        Wonder if this might, too.

    • Timinithis
      August 2, 2010, 4:24 am | # | Reply

      I have this and the original above my desk at work. I mainline more coffee than Gibbs.

      • DeadlyDad
        August 4, 2010, 12:03 am | #

        Same here. I eat Java Nuts by the handful and enjoy ‘Coffee Crispies’ for breakfast. (coffee + whitener poured over Rice Crispies. Yum!)

  7. LW18(LADYWOLF)
    August 2, 2010, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    I’m the same way sometimes.

  8. SoWhyMe
    August 2, 2010, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    And scared of creatures like you two. Justifiably. I like Jins response, however.

    How quickly people settle into a routine and get used to each other again. Even after 52,000-some-odd years. Gotta wonder what mom’s been doing all this time though. Both in the demon world and, more recently, in this one.

    • Dusty668
      August 2, 2010, 2:29 am | # | Reply

      They don’t even know creatures like that exist and they are still scared of them. “Faith” is pretty freaking weird.

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 2:44 am | #

        It’s not just faith. Many people have personal experiences with frightening things which are unseen and unfelt by others.

  9. Francisco
    August 2, 2010, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    So Mayahuel is a morning person? There should be more morning people in fiction. 😉

    • SoWhyMe
      August 2, 2010, 1:16 am | # | Reply

      Can’t stand morning people, but I’ll try not to hold it against Mayahuel. Or anyone here who is one. Just keep your distance.

      • CrashFu
        August 2, 2010, 1:27 am | #

        Heheh. You ever see that coffee commercial where there’s like an army of exaggeratedly ecstatic morning people like, floating around and popping into peoples’ homes and annoying everyone, and then at the end of the commercial it’s all like… “buy our coffee, it makes mornings bearable”?

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 2:24 am | #

        No, but it sounds like one of the few I would actully like to see. My solution to morning people who bug those of us who are not can be summed up in two words … tranqualizer gun.

      • Francisco
        August 2, 2010, 2:48 am | #

        I used to be worse at uni — cheeful and loud in the mornings. Now, I’m just mellow in the mornings.

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 7:41 am | #

        Which helps explain your still being alive and intact. Which is, of course, a good thing, despite your being [snarl] a morning person. We all have our flaws, after all.

      • StJason
        August 2, 2010, 12:09 pm | #

        My mother was a morning person. I can’t tell you the number of times where I woke up wandering down the hallway, my hands in the ‘strangle you’ pose…

      • CrashFu
        August 3, 2010, 12:28 am | #

        Psssshhh.. Was she all, WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAAAAAD!! =D *sparkle sparkle*

        And then they go all shaking your shoulder and pulling the covers off your face and RRGH

  10. fairportfan
    August 2, 2010, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    I’m a “whenever-i-wake-up” person; these days i mostly sleep days and am up nights … but whenever i get up (unless i didn’t get a good “night’s” sleep) i’m ready to go.

    Unfortunately, Kate and Helen are *not* morning people.

    Periodically i get snarled at when our cycles mesh.

    • SoWhyMe
      August 2, 2010, 2:21 am | # | Reply

      Must be nice. Like most, I’m forced to be on a morning schedule. Problem is I can’t sleep well, period, so I’m up and down all night. Like now. I recall hearing one doctor talking about how he never let his family sleep in, even on Saturday and holidays. As he put it, “I like to get the family up and moving.” He was a moring person (as well as a Type-A). I felt instant empathy and pity for them.

    • Biker Matt
      August 2, 2010, 2:22 am | # | Reply

      I’m fine when I wake up… Problem is that not only do I have a problem waking up early (thanks to Asperger’s, it turns out), but I’m also slow to get going, and it takes me a good 2 hours from “staying out of bed” to “full speed”. At least after 30 years of this, my body can function fully after 15-20 minutes, faster if I need it to.

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 8:23 am | #

        I’m not fully awake until after my morning shower, which I take first thing upon rising. If I have a day off, however, it’s screw showering, screw shaving, hellooooo sleeping in.

      • Julie
        August 2, 2010, 5:31 pm | #

        I’m not fully awake until I’ve been awake for a good 2 1/2 to 3 hours. I can force a more alert posture and faster pace before that, but I end up being more likely to snap at people or have an emotional breakdown.

        The coworkers I’ve had to train over the years have confided in me (after getting used to my mannerisms) that when they first started, one and all they self-imposed the rule of “Do NOT speak to Julie before 10 am unless you just want one-word answers…or don’t mind getting your head ripped off.”

  11. Francisco
    August 2, 2010, 2:58 am | # | Reply

    This is probably sacrilege for beings that have spent some time in Mayan and other Latin American civilizations but:

    Coffee isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

    Actually those news items are quite late because I remember similar news stories 10-1 years ago. I know because the persuaded me to give up coffee.

    What I’m suggesting is that Jin (and Bud) take a few days out to deal with their coffee additions.

    • Paul Taylor
      August 2, 2010, 10:06 am | # | Reply

      Jin doesn’t drink coffee, she drinks tea. That’s why her mom said that there’s hot water on the stove.

      • Francisco
        August 2, 2010, 5:13 pm | #

        Sorry, Caffeine additions.

    • eschmenk
      August 2, 2010, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

      Well, for one thing, you are supposed to grind it. Sometimes you crack peppercorns, though.

  12. Jim
    August 2, 2010, 4:35 am | # | Reply

    Ah , coffee . That magic elixir of life . Now excuse me , while I go and main-line some , ’cause I just woke up , myself .

  13. The Old Wolf
    August 2, 2010, 7:00 am | # | Reply

    Meat for breakfast! Words to live by, especially the second time round! 😀

    • eschmenk
      August 2, 2010, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

      I thought that was, “braaaiiinnnsss.”

  14. Jon Sloan
    August 2, 2010, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    Sounds like Mayahuel is still processing all the events from when she was trapped in that other dimension. I know she had first-hand experience of what fear and non-understanding does to people, but on the global scale, I’m sure it’s a lot to try to take in.

    • StJason
      August 2, 2010, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      …err? She just spent 50,000 in a whole DIMENSION full of the darkest aspects of the human (and others?) psyche. I’d think that the regular, petty disagreements of normal people might seem downright cheerful to her.

  15. Rowan Hawthorn
    August 2, 2010, 7:44 am | # | Reply

    I have to pin this up over my desk. ‘Cause, like – it’s just so much me…

  16. TheDoctor
    August 2, 2010, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    Coffee smells great – but too bitter. Prefer Tea thanks.

    • SoWhyMe
      August 2, 2010, 8:42 am | # | Reply

      I don’t like coffee either, and also prefer tea. I have found, however, if you find the right blend and put enough sweetner and milk/cream in, it can be palatable, even tasty. Not that I’ve had much experience at that sort of thing. I’ve only had it like that twice, and at IHop both times, when I was 14 or 15. I have not been back to IHop since then and have tried it with other coffees, but they were never as good.

      • txmystic
        August 2, 2010, 9:22 am | #

        Black coffee is definitely an acquired taste. And after awhile one can start to discern certain geographical sources and roasts, even in blends. There are blends and roasts galore that I like and those I don’t.

        But in the morning, Irish breakfast tea and Earl Grey in the afternoon do just fine…

      • NikkTemplar
        August 2, 2010, 10:53 am | #

        I like both. It literally depends on my mood. During the winter, I love a good cuppa. During the summer, I’ll drink a pot of coffee and then throw on a heavy black hoodie and go mow my lawn.

        The dialogue between May & Jin reminds me of the dialogue between my mum & I way back when.

        And I see that my Tenth Incarnation has joined the site. Hello, Ten. Stay away from Pond. Thanks.

  17. jwhouk
    August 2, 2010, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    Part of me is wondering what “Tag words” would mean in this context?

    • SoWhyMe
      August 2, 2010, 8:25 am | # | Reply

      You’re “it”?

    • Paul Taylor
      August 2, 2010, 10:23 am | # | Reply

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tag_%28metadata%29

    • Fatuncle
      August 2, 2010, 10:29 am | # | Reply

      jwhouk: For old folks like me, the tag is the folder label, as in file under these headings.

    • Fairportfan
      August 2, 2010, 11:26 am | # | Reply

      “Key words”

    • jwhouk
      August 2, 2010, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

      Thanks so much – however, I’m wondering why Jin would use that terminology with her mom?

      • Paul Taylor
        August 2, 2010, 9:51 pm | #

        Why do any teenage daughters use certain lingo with their moms, even knowing they may only understand through context?

  18. cenaris
    August 2, 2010, 9:15 am | # | Reply

    All Jin needs is a warm hug and an I.V of coffee dripped in STAT!

  19. Eee
    August 2, 2010, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    IN-teresting. May has seen (and caused, and helped cause) more destruction, terror, and death than most people could imagine. She’s experienced brutal tyranny and terrible pain first-hand, had to make horrific decisions, and is older than dirt. Well, dirt that isn’t over 100,000 years old. And yet she’s not cynical and hasn’t given up hope for humanity.

    All of a sudden, I rather like her.

    • StJason
      August 2, 2010, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

      Spending 50000 years being tortured by demons tends to change your outlook on a lot of things…

  20. D. Walker
    August 2, 2010, 9:24 am | # | Reply

    I like that Maya seems to be so positive despite all her trials. Kinda makes you wonder how someone with that sort of personality got into the whole golem-making and power-broking sort of world to begin with.

    ~D.

    • SoWhyMe
      August 2, 2010, 9:55 am | # | Reply

      Shen probably started out as a much different person. Full of ambition and avarice, not to mention murder. The things she has experienced since would either create a horrific monster, bent on vengence, or a much more understanding individual. She seems to have become the latter.

      Those cat (or is it reptile?) eyes must be disconcerting to people she meets, however.

      • eschmenk
        August 2, 2010, 11:23 am | #

        FWIW, in Jin’s case, people have been calling them snake eyes because Jin often appeared as a serpent.

        If the priests were evil, Mayahuel would have had an incentive to accumulate power to offset them, even if she weren’t evil herself.

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 8:46 pm | #

        Perhaps, but she still used (and did) evil to fight evil then. Sort of an ends justifying the means thing I suppose. To me, that makes you evil, even if your intentions are good.

    • Heather D
      August 3, 2010, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      Given the way that Bud, Brandi, and Jin got into it it’s quite likely that she was dragged into it by force.

      Yea I rather like her too, though I’ve not really heard enough of her to know her well enough to judge yet.

  21. valis_kr3
    August 2, 2010, 10:13 am | # | Reply

    I completely understand Jin right now.

  22. Zorlond
    August 2, 2010, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    I always love seeing the mysterious creature known as ‘woman’ in their natural state like this… Pre-coffee, pre-tea, pre-makeup, pre-comb… 😀

    • SoWhyMe
      August 2, 2010, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

      Women aren’t mysterious. Any time you want to understand them or what they are doing, just stop and think, “what is she trying to manipulate me into doing now?”

      • jwhouk
        August 2, 2010, 12:44 pm | #

        Obviously someone who isn’t married…

        …wait, maybe not…

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 1:19 pm | #

        Married!?? [holding fingers up in sign of cross]

      • Julie
        August 2, 2010, 5:35 pm | #

        Heh…that’s probably about 75-80% right. The rest of the time women are grooming, feeding, sleeping, or shopping with the money they already manipulated out of your wallet. 😉

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 8:16 pm | #

        Not my wallet. My education was free, unknowingly provided by my mother and her seemingly endless stream of partners. It’s amazing what people will do and say around children. They always think the kid is not listening, or otherwise oblivious to the proceedings. Some of that is true at the time, but, as one matures, one begins to put those early memories into perspective and context. I began to have eureka moments about what I didn’t understand or appreciate way back when.

  23. kingklash
    August 2, 2010, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    when my mom had her first heart attack, back in 2001, she switched from regular coffee, then to half decaf, and finally to tea. She’s been gone a year now, and I’m still drinking a big cup of tea in the mornings. Unless it’s an emergency, then break out my big Johnny Fever mug and lop me off a hunk of java.

  24. Hal
    August 2, 2010, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Generalizing from the news is imprudent.

    Do you know how things get on the news?

    They’re rare.

    It’s a good chunk of why “good news” isn’t reported often. It happens so often, most news directors think its “boring.”

    So generalizing from the news (“…the idea that people all hate each other.”) is working from a data sample that’s skewed to be rare and unusual in the first place.

    • SoWhyMe
      August 2, 2010, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

      Good point.

    • Julie
      August 2, 2010, 5:36 pm | # | Reply

      Or exciting…or gruesome. Those kinds of things grab public interest more than…say…puppies and kittens kinding happy homes.

    • jwhouk
      August 2, 2010, 9:05 pm | # | Reply

      “If it bleeds, it leads.”

      • Heather D
        August 3, 2010, 1:03 am | #

        True that. Which in itself says a lot about people, generally.

  25. ziggy78eog
    August 2, 2010, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

    Jin needs her morning tea, stat!

  26. Amethyst Shadow
    August 2, 2010, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    I can’t remember if mom has met Allen yet 😀

    • txmystic
      August 2, 2010, 3:54 pm | # | Reply

      IIRC, she has not. The last I remember seeing Alan was here…

      • SoWhyMe
        August 2, 2010, 8:26 pm | #

        Oh my. I wonder if, at some point, she stopped being Ms. Nice Monster and got her satisfaction whether or not he was agreeable. We may never hear from poor Alan again.

  27. UncleRice
    August 2, 2010, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

    So where is the Aztec god of coffee?

    • txmystic
      August 2, 2010, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

      Right here, bro.

      JK…Have we figured out who that is that’s pictured in Tina’s countertop?

      • eschmenk
        August 2, 2010, 4:18 pm | #

        Of course! 🙂 He’s the Lord of the Dawn, not coffee, though.

    • Xiutecuhtli
      August 3, 2010, 5:43 pm | # | Reply

      They ain’t no such animal. Coffee is an Old World plant, remember. Wasn’t known in the pre-Columbian New World.

      • eschmenk
        August 3, 2010, 11:33 pm | #

        DOH!

  28. the Fansheep
    August 2, 2010, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    i have just reread the whole comic and we still haven’t heard the explanation for this one: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/12022002/

    • The Old Wolf
      August 2, 2010, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

      That may be Pablo’s version of “The Noodle Incident”… 😛

      • jwhouk
        August 2, 2010, 9:14 pm | #

        C’mon, you HAVE to link to it.

    • Fairportfan
      August 2, 2010, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

      Monica had been watching “Dr Who” that week.

  29. Dave11
    February 13, 2012, 9:10 am | # | Reply

    May’s comment is why I don’t watch the news. It just depresses me.

    And, since it’s an election year, the depression alternates with rage about the sorry state of the U.S. “Government”.

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