Best rooftop gardener ever.
Squirrel is delicious but viper is better. and rocky mountain oysters
…You were totally channeling Richard just now.
That anything like “ocean floor birds”?
That’s right Kath. GET THOSE DAMN SQUIRRELS! (I have had a fear of squirrels since I was about nine and we had a colony of squirrels with rabies living in the gutter of our apartment. Since then, I have been suspicious of all squirrels)
They’re climbin’ in yo windows, they snatchin’ yo veggies up. Tryin’ to eat um’. So I tell ya, hide yo’ carrots, hide yo’ leeks. Hide yo’ carrots, hide yo’ leeks, and hide yo’ turnips, ’cause they eatin’ every veggy out there.
Hahahaha. Best comment eva!
fool ain’t nobody got time for that!!! ;p
Revenge makes an excellent spice.
BigBadRichard, you can keep your bull testicles.
I love this character so damn much.
she ate the quirrels. EPIC WIN!!! now i actually want to try and eat a squirrel. to bad we don’t have any in the neigbourhood(or country fro that matter, live in holland)
The real question is: How did she catch them?
There is a lot more to this girl than we know.
Hehhehheh… I know how she caught them. But don’t eat the gray ones…they aren’t nearly as tasty…>_<
Squirrel really DOES taste like chicken. It’s not too bad, really.
The BEST stew I can remember my mother ever making was a Brunswick Squirrel Stew she made from the squirrels that Dad shot to keep them from destroying the orchids he grew on our property in Florida. Yummy!
my Mom would hit the CEILING (and keep going) if she saw what happened to those poor squirrels
and maybe we’ll do in a SQUIRREL or two while we’re –
We’ll murder them all amid laughter and merriment- except for the few we take home to experiment!
Back in the 70’s, when I was in high school and college, I had Irish Hooded Rats as pets. My mom had cats. This made for an interesting mix — but once the cats realized that they couldn’t get into the ratcage, they’d sit and watch the rats for hours on end. My mom called it Kitty-TV.
The rats were the best pets that I ever had, affectionate and intelligent. My mom became their favorite person. Whenever she cooked, she would always feed them thru the cage bars, and she was a very good cook!
Squirrels are rats without the good personality, with better hair, and with better PR.
I wonder if any of Kath’s squirrels had from from Monica’s neighborhood, if they would be pumpkin-spice flavored?
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