05/16/2005 by Paul Taylor on May 16, 2005 at 12:00 am Story: Wapsi-ArchiveCharacters: Dietzel, Kevin, MonicaLocation: Lake Calhoon Related Comics ¬ Can Tell What The Heck Youllberightback 04/17/2002 03/31/2005
*snort*
Actually the commands for dogs are ‘gee’ and ‘haw’ not ‘starboard’ and ‘port.’
Yes, but he’s not an ordinary dog.
And I doubt she knows the actual commands anyway. She probably just said “hard to port!” because it sounds cooler than “left!”