Mind you this is my perception of mens underwear, largely because I never use the opening in the front and yet I’m hard pressed to find undergarments without them, ergo either I’m a rarity among men or they’re designed by someone playing at understanding my gender.
I totally understand Bryan. I never use the opening and yet it is still there. After all, what guy in his right mind would want to walk around with his member hanging through it under his pants? Lol!
For the love of Bruce Willis, you aren’t supposed to walk around with your peen hanging out. Those openings are the underwear equivalent of the zipper on your pants. They’re supposed to make peeing easier. Seriously guys =)
Oh I know the design intent. The idea is you could leave your belt done up, open your jeans fly, fish around for five damn minutes until you can wrestle your wiener through the different overlapping layers of your briefs like it were a cotton hedge-maze, and then pull your most delicate, sensitive, precious and defining male part through the JAGGED SAW BLADES OF YOUR METAL ZIPPER…
…and if you manage that without drawing blood, you get to wrestle your trouser snake back through the cotton hedge maze back where it belongs, only to have it cough up one last squirt of piss out of the hose to stain your formally white briefs, like a little kid, as soon as you pull your hand away.
I must say I don’t consider that much of a “time-saver” nor am I in that much of a hurry!
I started wearing a training bra when I was in third grade. I was in a b-cup by six grade, and by the end of eighth I was a DD and getting hit on by hispanic busboys who worked at kosher pizzarias near my house
Mind you this is my perception of mens underwear, largely because I never use the opening in the front and yet I’m hard pressed to find undergarments without them, ergo either I’m a rarity among men or they’re designed by someone playing at understanding my gender.
It’s common with North American desiners but you won’t find ‘Y’ jobs in some European designs…
That and all my boxer shorts have a fly that doesn’t close. I don’t understand that one either. Did they not see Something About Mary?
I totally understand Bryan. I never use the opening and yet it is still there. After all, what guy in his right mind would want to walk around with his member hanging through it under his pants? Lol!
For the love of Bruce Willis, you aren’t supposed to walk around with your peen hanging out. Those openings are the underwear equivalent of the zipper on your pants. They’re supposed to make peeing easier. Seriously guys =)
Oh I know the design intent. The idea is you could leave your belt done up, open your jeans fly, fish around for five damn minutes until you can wrestle your wiener through the different overlapping layers of your briefs like it were a cotton hedge-maze, and then pull your most delicate, sensitive, precious and defining male part through the JAGGED SAW BLADES OF YOUR METAL ZIPPER…
…and if you manage that without drawing blood, you get to wrestle your trouser snake back through the cotton hedge maze back where it belongs, only to have it cough up one last squirt of piss out of the hose to stain your formally white briefs, like a little kid, as soon as you pull your hand away.
I must say I don’t consider that much of a “time-saver” nor am I in that much of a hurry!
I started wearing a training bra when I was in third grade. I was in a b-cup by six grade, and by the end of eighth I was a DD and getting hit on by hispanic busboys who worked at kosher pizzarias near my house
@Bryan and John – You could always go Marine keeps ya cooler in hot weather – and cuts your laundry down. Just saying ..
I think you mean Commando,
No no no, he meant they can start living in the sea. You know, “go marine” =)
…Is that an euphemism for peeing your pants?