And I don’t think it was written that long ago in our time period. It was written in the 2000’s in another loop. So it’s 1450+ years old, but written in the same year.
*Turns to the next page* “Ok, Wow, if you’re still reading this, congratulations on not trying to burn this book like versions #14, 53, 32, and 33. Still Reading? Ahh, so you’re not like #48, 21, 16, and…” *Flips to next page after seeing a bunch of series of numbers down that entire page* “What did I say about cheating?” *scribbles a note, burns book.* -1453 years late (give or take a few millenia)- “I’m sorry #57, or those beyond, that you’ll have to do this over because I could not stand doing this myself, sincerely, #56. P.S.: Please don’t burn this book and flip to the appropriate page.” “Ok, Now that you have the assembly of mirrors, hang it on the ceiling. You’ll need some laser lights…” -few hours later- “ANCIENT DISCOBALL! Now pump some tunes into the room as we get ready for the hard stuff. First thing you’ll need is a wormhole.”
This was lovely. Let’s throw some old school “Choose Your Own Adventure” choices in there for funsies!
(also, the book can’t be destroyed, it’s from The LIBRARY”
BAHAHA! Awesome.
Score one for Raye a few strips back (and four and a half years back). It *did* matter that the first ball couldn’t be dented in the wrong place.
But how did she know there would be a Bryant Lake Bowl 1,450 or so years ago?
She’s technically done this about 56 times, the book keeps all changes made to it.
And I don’t think it was written that long ago in our time period. It was written in the 2000’s in another loop. So it’s 1450+ years old, but written in the same year.
She’s discovered a whole new way to hate herself…
and probably a new way to make herself go nuts
*Turns to the next page* “Ok, Wow, if you’re still reading this, congratulations on not trying to burn this book like versions #14, 53, 32, and 33. Still Reading? Ahh, so you’re not like #48, 21, 16, and…” *Flips to next page after seeing a bunch of series of numbers down that entire page* “What did I say about cheating?” *scribbles a note, burns book.* -1453 years late (give or take a few millenia)- “I’m sorry #57, or those beyond, that you’ll have to do this over because I could not stand doing this myself, sincerely, #56. P.S.: Please don’t burn this book and flip to the appropriate page.” “Ok, Now that you have the assembly of mirrors, hang it on the ceiling. You’ll need some laser lights…” -few hours later- “ANCIENT DISCOBALL! Now pump some tunes into the room as we get ready for the hard stuff. First thing you’ll need is a wormhole.”
I enjoyed reading that lol
This was lovely. Let’s throw some old school “Choose Your Own Adventure” choices in there for funsies!
(also, the book can’t be destroyed, it’s from The LIBRARY”
Hooray for Bryant-lake bowl!
I hope she’s using JB Weld on this thing.
BAHAHA! Awesome.
Score one for Raye a few strips back (and four and a half years back). It *did* matter that the first ball couldn’t be dented in the wrong place.