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Ragweed Attack

by Paul Taylor on August 9, 2011 at 12:00 am
Story: Wapsi-Archive
Characters: Luci, Shelly
Location: Punk Yoga

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  1. txmystic
    August 9, 2011, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    In the future, use your Sphinx powers to KRUSH the ragweed into submission, Shelly!

  2. ShadOBabe
    August 9, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    L… O… L…

    • ShadOBabe
      August 9, 2011, 12:06 am | # | Reply

      Man, that was funny!!

      Oh, well at least Luci provided Shelly with an excuse for the long hair. Shelly doesn’t have to make one up on the spot now. XD

      • DJ
        August 9, 2011, 12:15 am | #

        So much more convenient when other people sort your crap out for you.

    • Paula
      August 9, 2011, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      Think Shelly should just relax
      Seems like all her worries will just funny themselves into submission 🙂

      • ShadOBabe
        August 9, 2011, 5:16 am | #

        Hahaha!! This is another one for my “I-wish-I-could-animate” list.
        I can just see it in my head. It’s even funnier in motion. Body suddenly jolts forward and *POOF* – LONG HAIR!!

      • Vorlonagent
        August 9, 2011, 11:51 am | #

        You do it right and she pitches forward leaving a streamer of temporarily stationary hair behind.

        Is it just me of is Shelly’s hair WAY longer than what laughingly passes for normal?

      • ShadOBabe
        August 9, 2011, 12:54 pm | #

        Heh, Monica’s hair used to be longer than that if I remember correctly. I used to have hair down to my rear too. XD

      • scantron
        August 9, 2011, 10:11 pm | #

        who knows, maybe this is CG’s way of getting Shelly to relax a bit about Luci?

    • YakkoRex
      August 9, 2011, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      That was an accident. How long can she make it if she tries?

      • Fairportfan
        August 9, 2011, 1:15 am | #

        …and can she make it stand Straight Up like Jeri in Pre-Teena</aI did once? (And will again sometime next year or so, considering the strip's in re-runs…)

  3. Opus the Poet
    August 9, 2011, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Now can she make it short again? >:-) That’s supposed to be the devil smiley…

    • Opus the Poet
      August 9, 2011, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      And interesting in that the hair on the back of her head didn’t grow while the front looks like Cousin It…

      • Critter Rhode
        August 9, 2011, 12:24 am | #

        To me it looks like she sneezed so hard it all flopped over her face.
        Reminds me of a girl back in H.S. she had long hair, but had the sides of her head shaved. when she split it down the middle it covered all. When she flopped it to one side or the other, a whole another look.

      • Fairportfan
        August 9, 2011, 12:36 am | #

        Notice that, in addition to her hair having flopped forward, her necklace is hanging down her back.

      • MerchManDan
        August 9, 2011, 4:36 am | #

        A-yup, that’s a bad sneeze, alright.

      • FatUncle
        August 9, 2011, 5:08 am | #

        Monica sneezed herself right out of her bra. Now that was a bad sneeze!

      • illiad
        August 9, 2011, 11:19 am | #

        look more carefully..
        frame 2: sneeze, ALL her hair streams back…
        frame 3: her body is forced back by the blast, so all her ‘hair-in-motion’ moves over her face…. 🙂

  4. My2Cents
    August 9, 2011, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Well, at least she did not go sphinx in public.

    I wonder how Luci would have handled that? The way she makes it seem impossible to freak her out.

    • Xiutecuhtli
      August 9, 2011, 7:39 pm | # | Reply

      Oh, that’s easy . . . “Hard core, Ms. Wahnee.”

  5. The Old Wolf
    August 9, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Paul, you owe me a new keyboard for that one! 😛

  6. Paula
    August 9, 2011, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    Wish I could grow my hair like that!

    Is it actually longer? 🙂

  7. Maark30
    August 9, 2011, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Now maybe she can be let in on the secret with all of the others. ;-p

    • FatUncle
      August 9, 2011, 6:00 am | # | Reply

      Nah. All Shelly has to do now is say, “Yes, and it’s such a pain to put it back up when it comes down. Hell with it, I’ll just wear it long until the sneeze season is over.”

  8. Kramegame
    August 9, 2011, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    you know, it does look like she had it tied up in a bun or something in the second frame….

    • Fairportfan
      August 9, 2011, 12:34 am | # | Reply

      Nah – her head’s shaped like that.

      • JeffEpp
        August 9, 2011, 2:50 am | #

        Right, the extra thick skull bone.

      • Maark30
        August 9, 2011, 6:49 pm | #

        She needes something to deflect stray bowling balls after all.

      • Maark30
        August 9, 2011, 6:50 pm | #

        Ack. I hate typos

  9. NOTDilbert
    August 9, 2011, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    At least she let go of the doorknob – didn’t rip the doorknob off the door (or the door off it’s hinges)….

    Boy, I hate when that happens.

    • NikkTemplar
      August 9, 2011, 1:28 am | # | Reply

      It makes me wonder if her clothes get ruined She-Hulk style when she goes sphinx. Speaking of sphinxes…MOAR PHIX PLZ.

  10. Sonicthunder
    August 9, 2011, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Sneezes the bane of the Wapsiverse.

    • SoWhyMe
      August 9, 2011, 1:03 am | # | Reply

      Along with large spiders and unexpected clumps of snow dropping from the sky in early spring.

  11. SoWhyMe
    August 9, 2011, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    So … okay … does she think Shelly always wore her hair in an “updo” now? She would have to, otherwise she would wonder how it got so long from one week to the next. Still I have to wonder how she could mistake actual short hair for wearing her hair up all that time. It would seem to be an obvious difference.

    Also, was it actually an updo this time as opposed to Shelly being able to change her hair length at will (and accidently)?

    • Casey
      August 9, 2011, 1:27 am | # | Reply

      To quote the seventh doctor: “Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception matched only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself.”

      • Julie
        August 9, 2011, 9:12 am | #

        *points up* What Casey said. 🙂 We’re good at seeing only what we either expect to see or whatever makes sense to our brains.

  12. Jay-Em
    August 9, 2011, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    Heheheh… That was reallly funny. 🙂
    Lucy is apparently not too perturbed by Shellinx’ odd ‘do.

  13. SoWhyMe
    August 9, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    “ARRGUUHH! I’M BLIND!”
    “It’s just your hair, Miss Wahnee.”
    “Oh … have a comb?”
    “No … would you like your ass watered while I’m here?”

    • Kramegame
      August 9, 2011, 2:46 am | # | Reply

      Are you a writer? these dialogues you come up with are just gold. even when they contain cliches. gold.

      • SoWhyMe
        August 9, 2011, 1:44 pm | #

        That’s kind of you to say. No, not a published author of any kind. I do, however, have to write out my part of a dialog for the benefit of people not versed in ASL. Perhaps that has some influence.

  14. TlalocW
    August 9, 2011, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    I whip my hair back and forth…

    • Atomic
      August 9, 2011, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      Cue: Devo – Jerkin’ Back ‘n’ Forth

  15. MerchManDan
    August 9, 2011, 1:37 am | # | Reply

    Allergy meds are your friends, Shelly.

    Unless, of course, they don’t work on sphinxes, in which case you may be somewhat screwed.

    • Julie
      August 9, 2011, 9:13 am | # | Reply

      Hell….allergy meds don’t work well on me, and I’m pretty sure I don’t have any sphinx blood running through my veins. 😛

      • Opus the Poet
        August 9, 2011, 2:15 pm | #

        And just how would you know without doing a transformation to sphinx mode? >:-)

      • Casey
        August 9, 2011, 3:41 pm | #

        If you insist on being completely accurate, Julie has yet to see any convincing evidence that she is anything other than completely human.

      • scantron
        August 9, 2011, 9:54 pm | #

        i think you mean Luci?

      • Jabberwonky
        August 9, 2011, 11:22 pm | #

        I don’t remember a strip where she shows extra-ordinary abilities to Julie, either…

      • Casey
        August 10, 2011, 12:02 am | #

        Sheesh, I wasn’t exactly talking about the comic. I was responding to Opus the Poet’s statement that Julie didn’t necessarily know that she wasn’t a sphinx.

    • AvengerReloaded
      August 9, 2011, 9:29 am | # | Reply

      For a spinx sized dose of allergy meds she’s going to have to eat those pills like M&M’s. That or just put ’em in a bowl with milk for breakfast.

      Some things have to be believed to be seen.

  16. Jayessell
    August 9, 2011, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    You would think Spinx wouldn’t sneeze.

    I’m waiting for her to purposely Spinx-out and answer the can fly/can’t fly question.

    • Yamara
      August 9, 2011, 6:07 am | # | Reply

      We’ve seen Phix fly; no reason to doubt Shelly’s ability with a full wingspan.

    • Dave
      August 9, 2011, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

      Sphinxes do sneeze. However, not many people know this, because humans who witness a sphinx sneeze tend not to survive. Being blown backwards off of a cliff, into a wall, etc. at high speed is hard on the bystanders…

      AAAAAaaaa…. CHOO!

      Ghesun
      dhei
      i
      i
      i
      i
      t
      #thud#

      (no idea how that’s actually going to look when rendered…)

    • scantron
      August 9, 2011, 10:07 pm | # | Reply

      Why wouldn’t they? based on the human side or the feline side, both of those species DO sneeze, therefore Sphinx’s should too.
      and if you want to get a bit more technical, a sneeze is just the bodies way of getting rid of irritants in the nasal cavity, thus helping to prevent them from being breathed in and making the irritation worse… yeah i know it doesn’t always work as well as it could (should), but, with that as a basis for thought, i would think that all forms of air-breathing life could sneeze…

      • Fairportfan
        August 10, 2011, 12:57 am | #

        In fact, felines are the only non-primate critters i can think of that do sneeze – and catch colds.

      • Jabberwonky
        August 10, 2011, 3:01 am | #

        I’ve been on the recieving end of too many dog sneezes to believe that.
        And, I’ve known too many dogs that Vet’s have reccomended half a Benadryl for in Central Texas’ ‘Cedar Fever’ season.

  17. Jayessell
    August 9, 2011, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    ….and if the answer is “can fly” for Shelly and Monica to reenact a scene from “Neverending Story”.

    (Monica would have to Poit them to somewhere remote first.)

    • Maark30
      August 9, 2011, 6:57 pm | # | Reply

      Then it is too bad that Mon’s Island was blown up.

  18. Yamara
    August 9, 2011, 6:12 am | # | Reply

    All that time alone meant she wasn’t worried about metamorphic control. These involuntary reactions are going to keep getting in the away.

    Wonder if all sphinxes lose form control during involuntary reactions.

    …

    Perhaps Monica’s boss has gone mad offscreen.

    • jwhouk
      August 9, 2011, 7:48 am | # | Reply

      …I see what you did there.

      • Yamara
        August 9, 2011, 8:36 am | #

        Once you’ve imagined it, you can’t unimagine it.

      • w.
        August 9, 2011, 4:09 pm | #

        Sneeze. Loss of control of hair. Phix and Monica’s boss. Monica’s boss insane off camera? Involuntary action. Oh dear… No!

      • Fairportfan
        August 10, 2011, 12:59 am | #

        New Clorox-brand brain bleach!

        Comes in pint, gallon and handy tanker sizes!

      • Ratcatcher
        August 11, 2011, 7:00 am | #

        Fairportfan- and the handy swimming pool size, suitable for prolonged soaking.

    • bmonk
      August 9, 2011, 10:19 am | # | Reply

      Maybe she needs more practice–well motivated practice–to gain better control.

    • Wyvern
      August 9, 2011, 11:59 pm | # | Reply

      Whatever Monica’s boss has experienced, he came back for more. This suggests he’s a good fellow; I hope we see him in the strip again soon.

  19. ziggy78eog
    August 9, 2011, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    I wish my hair did that, when I sneezed.

    • bmonk
      August 9, 2011, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

      As long as the “sneeze extention” hair is healthy hair.

      We really don’t need split ends and other damaged hair that’s over two feet long.

  20. 6wingedserif
    August 9, 2011, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    HAAhahahahahaaaaa ohhh this is wonderful lmao <3

  21. Computer Matthew
    August 9, 2011, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    I didn’t know it was possible to hide that much hair in a hairstyle.

    • Fairportfan
      August 10, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

      It’s not.

  22. solomon
    August 9, 2011, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth

  23. txmystic
    August 9, 2011, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    Ragweed suuuuuucks! Thankfully I do not seem to be allergic, but my wife is, and in a bad year she’s miserable from mid-August until the first freeze, which in central Texas might not happen until Cedar fever season!

    That is the only upside to the terrible drought, no ragweed to be seen yet

    /fingers crossed

  24. kingklash
    August 9, 2011, 11:51 am | # | Reply

    A loud sneeze like that is not without precedent. My Ma would do that, and sometimes it would be the only way any of us could find her in a crowd. Army Sister used to get annoyed at her for sneezing like that, but recently, she started to up in volume herself. Her two-year-old thinks it’s funny.

    • Sheik
      August 9, 2011, 2:53 pm | # | Reply

      Be thankful they don’t scream when they sneeze like my wife’s family does.

      • bmonk
        August 9, 2011, 3:59 pm | #

        I know a fellow or two like that. Very obnoxious.

  25. StJason
    August 9, 2011, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

    Ewwww! Booger hair!

  26. Indilee
    August 9, 2011, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

    …did she just sneeze her hair on backwards? XD

  27. slywlf
    August 9, 2011, 8:03 pm | # | Reply

    RATS!!! If you see a picture in EBay, bid on it – I so wanted the ‘tons of questions’ one, but life got in the way and I didn’t bid in time and I see it’s gone from the line-up now (sniff) so learn from my mistake! Congrats to the lucky SOB who got it!!! 😉

  28. Centaur71
    August 12, 2011, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

    SNEEZE the day, girly-girl! 😉

  29. Anjel
    March 17, 2012, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    They do seem to be getting along much better now.

  30. witunderpressure
    July 4, 2012, 10:31 pm | # | Reply

    kinda looks like shelly sneezed herself backwards.

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