Atsali, that’s sweet of you. 🙂 Also, would her parents immediately assume sex happened after that much alcohol? I’m pretty sure mine would have assumed the pass out was all that could happen…and they’d be secretly amused that I was still drunk the next morning (outwardly disappointed in me for being so foolish and wasteful).
Liters are bigger than quarts. Think of it as two of those big-ass German beer steins each with strong beer and you’ve got two passed out beginners but just a warm up for someone like Monica or Shell.
Five quarts of Nog spiked with Iowa’s finest bourbon and they live to tell the tale? I’d be tempted to brag about my strong constitution rather than deny ’til you die.
Nanette still doesn’t look quite reassured enough…maybe s couple more hits of nestling will do it…
“dingy” (pronounced with a soft “g” as in “oh gee!”) means gloomy, drab, dirty, or discoloured due to being dirty. (“Your licence plate is looking dingy; better clean it before it gets unreadable and you get ticketed.”)
You seem to be using it in sentences like “ditzy” or “airheaded”.
Atsali, that’s sweet of you. 🙂 Also, would her parents immediately assume sex happened after that much alcohol? I’m pretty sure mine would have assumed the pass out was all that could happen…and they’d be secretly amused that I was still drunk the next morning (outwardly disappointed in me for being so foolish and wasteful).
“What’s the use of getting drunk / if you’re just going to get sober again?”
These two get my vote for cutest couple ever! Adding cleverness to it gives them a whole ‘nother aspect to love about them.
Five Quarts? That’s what, six liters? Even if it’s only beer-level booze (4-5%), that’s still quite a load they took on board.
1 Quart = 0.946353 Liters
My bad. For good and proper reasons I was thinking of the Imperial Quart, which comes out at 1.14 litres.
Either way, though, that was quite a drinking session.
Here its 20%. Teenagers would be hanging over the loo barfing the soul out. Let it all go through their head – again.
Yup, that’s thinkin’ Lincoln!
Liters are bigger than quarts. Think of it as two of those big-ass German beer steins each with strong beer and you’ve got two passed out beginners but just a warm up for someone like Monica or Shell.
Five quarts of Nog spiked with Iowa’s finest bourbon and they live to tell the tale? I’d be tempted to brag about my strong constitution rather than deny ’til you die.
Nanette still doesn’t look quite reassured enough…maybe s couple more hits of nestling will do it…
“Hits” should be “hours”
Stupid autocorrect
and I’ll bet that Atsali can’t lie worth a damn… and hilarity ensues…
Atsali can’t lie on her front.
Five quarts isn’t that much, considering how much mass those girls are packing. Atsali in her natural state is, what, eight, nine feet tall?
“dingy” (pronounced with a soft “g” as in “oh gee!”) means gloomy, drab, dirty, or discoloured due to being dirty. (“Your licence plate is looking dingy; better clean it before it gets unreadable and you get ticketed.”)
You seem to be using it in sentences like “ditzy” or “airheaded”.
Short for “dingaling.”
Maybe if dingy wasn’t already a word with a different meaning.