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Wormholes

by Paul Taylor on June 2, 2011 at 12:00 am
Story: Wapsi-Archive
Characters: Bud, Conscience, Monica, Nudge, Tina
Location: Monica's Place

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  1. That Other Guy
    June 2, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    CLG looks all normal and stuff in that panel. Its odd.

    • Casey
      June 2, 2011, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      As strange as it sounds, seeing Creepy Girl not being creepy is rather… unsettling.

    • Paula
      June 2, 2011, 1:48 am | # | Reply

      mybe she is only creepy looking when she needs to address someones fears.
      no one is afraid anymore so no fear addressing is needed?

      • Filthy Pazuzu
        June 2, 2011, 10:43 am | #

        Ah! Clever! So her appearance is dependent upon the feelings of others with respect to her charge.

      • Paul Taylor
        June 2, 2011, 11:10 am | #

        *hands Paula a cookie* 🙂

      • StJason
        June 2, 2011, 2:15 pm | #

        Does Nudge have a similar ability/aspect? This ‘cute n fuzzy’ version resembles little in style and tone to the ‘creepy n manipulative’ version that Tina first showed…

      • Justine
        June 2, 2011, 3:57 pm | #

        Yay, Paula!

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 4:02 pm | #

        damn!
        two weeks right on the trot

        im on a roll!!!

        *runs off to buy lottery tickets*

      • eschmenk
        June 2, 2011, 6:51 pm | #

        Grats to Paula!

        Looking back at the previous few pages, CG was mirroring the person who was interacting with her (not necessarily Shelly), except for yesterday, when no other character had the same expression. If not for yesterday, I would have thought it went well beyond just not showing the person’s fear if they had none.

        Now I have two questions:
        Is CG’s appearance only tied to Shelly’s mood, or is it tied to the mood of the person she is interacting with?

        Does CG’s appearance tied only to the presence or absence of fear.

      • fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 8:38 pm | #

        Maybe she now has an objective existence (which is what i was hinting at with my “Dawn” bit yesterday)?

      • eschmenk
        June 2, 2011, 10:40 pm | #

        Fwwooosh!! X 2

        Fwoosh #1: I never watched Buffy

        Fwoosh #2: I tried looking up the definition of objective existence and found this:

        Can you give me a good definition of “objective existence”?

        Best Answer – Chosen by Voters
        Your question is an oxymoron. You cannot define objective existence because the act of defining something implies that the nature of what you define is set by you.

        WTF?

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:24 am | #

        @Eshmenk: Yeah, I’m right there too… I think that second one deciphers into a loop definition…

        “Loop, endless: see ‘Endless loop’.
        Endless loop: see ‘Loop, endless’.”

      • illiad
        June 3, 2011, 2:18 am | #

        well yahoo answers is not that reliable.. lets break it down using google dictionary..
        objective = Not influenced by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts
        – a matter of objective fact
        – historians try to be objective and impartial.

        so basically she is ‘real’.. within the limits of demon or human stuff…

      • eschmenk
        June 3, 2011, 8:41 am | #

        Actually, objective existence is a philosophical term. I think I got the meaning close enough from here. It means existence independent of thought or knowledge. So, not just a concept.

      • bmonk
        June 3, 2011, 12:08 pm | #

        But–since existence is only known by something that thinks, objective existence is awfully hard to define.

        I’d think you’d have to go with the idea that we get as babies, that things which disappear from sight continue to exist and don’t just go “Poof!”

      • Paula
        June 4, 2011, 10:40 am | #

        how do you know
        if no one is around to see it .. how do you know it exists.

        i know I exist because i can always see me
        but the rest of you could be total hallucinations 🙂

  2. Opus the Poet
    June 2, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    May’s backup plan?

    • Fatuncle
      June 2, 2011, 4:57 am | # | Reply

      I presume so. Otherwise, the artifact was designed to do something else, which begs the question: who made it and why?

      • Atomic
        June 2, 2011, 5:54 am | #

        Indeed! What was it orignally, and what did it do?

        PS — Calls to question — not Begs. Begging the Question is a type of poorly constructed argument.

      • Fatuncle
        June 2, 2011, 6:33 am | #

        Thank you – I’ve been using the phrase for years, incorrectly, it seems.

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 4:03 pm | #

        i think they use it on tv
        i use it like that too

  3. Fairportfan
    June 2, 2011, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Boy, that’s true desperation.

    • Zachariaha
      June 2, 2011, 1:08 am | # | Reply

      Do we change Jin’s nick name to Sparky?

      • Fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 2:04 am | #

        Nah. “Twitchy”, maybe…

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 3:54 am | #

        Ugh..do not remind me. The first go-kart I, and a friend made, had a rather ingenious way of stopping the engine: Shorting the spark-plug by pressing a piece of metal on the cylinder and spark plug. Great system ,but ,since the lawn-mower engine was at your back, it took some precise aiming in the blind, otherwise You’d grab on to the tip of the spark-plug.. “twitcy” indeed 😆

      • bmonk
        June 2, 2011, 4:56 pm | #

        I used a lawn-mower or three with that sort of system. It worked, but I can’t imagine using it behind your back.

      • fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 8:48 pm | #

        About thirty-five years ago, i owned an Austin-Healey Sprite.

        Like many a British sports car, it had endearing quirks (or infuriating peculiarities, depending on who you ask and why he’s under the bonnet today).

        One was that sometimes it was hard to start. I finally began to suspect that there was a problem n the distributor – that perhaps the points were sticking (i forget precisely i came to that conclusion, but i’m pretty usre i use a troubleshooting tech manual).

        So i popped the distributor cap, and, using a (plastic) pen, checked to see if the points had free motion.

        (For those who have never dealt with the gubbins of old-style auto ignition systems, every time the points open or close, the coil produces a multi-thousand volt pulse, which the distributor rotor directs to the appropriate plug.)

        At that point, i discovered that (A) there was a crack in the distributor cap, (B) the reason i couldn’t see it was that it was rather thin and was more or less packed with dust of various types, (C) the reason that the car was sometimes hard to start and sometimes not was that when the humidity was high, the gunk in the crack became conductive enough to (at least partially) ground out the spark from the rotor button to the distributor case,…

        and

        (D) I was holding the cap with my thumb on the crack.

      • jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 10:41 pm | #

        😆 😆

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:27 am | #

        Oh, hey, there’s another one of those words that means different things to English speakers the world around.

        Bonnet: England=cover for a car’s engine; US=old-fashioned lady’s headwear. Car engine covers are commonly called “hoods” in the US, which is not to be confused with slang for neighborhoods. 😛

  4. Jay Crandall
    June 2, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    Okay Paul:
    You (once again) have thrown me for a loop… No explosion from M?

    • jamesskaar
      June 2, 2011, 1:03 am | # | Reply

      too confused perhaps, though, she’s also got an explanation for some of the really messed up stuff that’s happened… but still, no idea where the plutonium came from…

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 1:42 am | #

        Professor Brown was doing an experiment with Marty McBug and Shelly (or Bud or Nudge or any of the cast members) stole it *nods*

      • Casey
        June 2, 2011, 2:20 am | #

        I was wondering who would be the first to make that joke.

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 6:18 am | #

        it was made when plutonium was first mentioned in the comic 🙂

    • ShadOBabe
      June 2, 2011, 1:04 am | # | Reply

      I’m still waiting for it too. Kinda looking forward to it actually. XD

      • nerf-dweller
        June 2, 2011, 10:02 am | #

        More than likely it was Shellinx that played a role in that. Shellinx told Shelly #2 (first post CM Shelly) that “you” placed the sword in the stone, “you” place the hit in the graveyard, you put the thing (plutonium capsule) inside the tree. “You” implying all of the different Shelly’s of each CM cycle.

        Just to speculate on things Shellinx was able to use her place outside of time to setup causality waves that carried through the CM cycles. For instance, Shellinx told a previous Shelly to place the Hilt inside of the gravemarks in Ireland. That change to the timeline somehow survived into the last CM cycle (current timeline) for the German’s to find, get put into a submarine, get sunk, for Stinky to fetch, Bud to find, get the Relic, to wind up in the hands of Shelly #5 t kick off the whole Sacred Forest thing.

        I suspect the next couple of weeks will lead to many migraines and head explosions. 😀

  5. ShadOBabe
    June 2, 2011, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Oh, man… my brain’s heading back into that, “What the heck is going on?” mentality. Better just shut up and enjoy the ride. XD

    • Paula
      June 2, 2011, 1:35 am | # | Reply

      yes..

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 1:41 am | #

        *passes out muffins and settles into the confusion corner*

    • The Old Wolf
      June 2, 2011, 3:22 am | # | Reply

      Cushion 42 is already taken… 😛

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 3:57 am | #

        So is A000040 …

      • Jim
        June 2, 2011, 4:53 am | #

        Cushion 1701 is mine.

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 6:20 am | #

        very well
        i shall claim cushion purple.

      • Julie
        June 2, 2011, 7:57 am | #

        and I get the one with owl print. 😀

      • Danzier
        June 2, 2011, 10:54 am | #

        Mine just has my name on it. I’m sitting on it so you don’t know who I am. Bwahaha!

        Someone save my seat while I get some more coffee… 😀

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 11:15 am | #

        *passes round Danziers cushion*

        i didn’t know THAT was their name!!

      • fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 8:50 pm | #

        (…slips whoopee cushion under it, whistles innocently…)

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:29 am | #

        Sneaks a rescue whisle into the whoopie cushion valve before sitting down

        FWEEEEEEEEEET!
        Did I scare you? 😀

      • kingklash
        June 2, 2011, 11:21 am | #

        Clinging to the wall, like a befuddled arachnid. All the better cushions were taken, but up here near the top of the bookshelves is cozy too.

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 12:11 pm | #

        Brought my own cushion. That dark corner on the far wall is mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Ahhh … feels like home.

      • txmystic
        June 2, 2011, 2:34 pm | #

        I’ll take up my usual residence on cushion π next to the fireplace…

      • illiad
        June 2, 2011, 5:43 pm | #

        who needs a cushion?? much more comfortable curled up by the fire… 🙂

      • Kramegame
        June 2, 2011, 11:59 pm | #

        i’ll just grab one of those bar stools with the high backs and rest my feet on the table…

    • Sonicthunder
      June 2, 2011, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      Cushion 1984 is mine!

      Brahahaha!!!

      • Ratcatcher
        June 4, 2011, 6:23 am | #

        Still laying out on the couch of confusion. Irish Tea(large) in hand.

  6. vince3
    June 2, 2011, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    … and Tina’s back, and protecting Monica again…

    • Zachariaha
      June 2, 2011, 1:30 am | # | Reply

      But where did the dress come from? Last time we saw her it was in a itsy beeny teeny weeny tiny bikini. No polka dots.

      • NOTDilbert
        June 2, 2011, 2:47 am | #

        Long t-shirt type cover-up. Think I saw a beach bag when she showed up.

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 2:53 am | #

        Right, she had a large shoulder bag with her. It, among other things, no doubt contained what she is currently wearing.

      • Hanineal
        June 2, 2011, 2:47 am | #

        Bud jumped Tina home to get her dress. Since she thought it was safe, she came back.

        Then she hears about wormholes and gets nervous again…

      • Hanineal
        June 2, 2011, 3:01 am | #

        Never mind. Your explanation is better than mine.

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 4:23 am | #

        On that bikini: I still think they should search for a secluded beach to recap and relax. (I would love to see Nudge lying in the sun on her back ,like our rottweiler tended to do if she was really relaxed) snoring away.. 😆

      • jjs56thiteration
        June 2, 2011, 7:48 am | #

        Actually we saw her for the first time after Shelly came back from the forest realm in this comic http://wapsisquare.com/comic/always-have-been/
        and as we can see she was already wearing the long t-shirt.

      • Sonicthunder
        June 2, 2011, 9:56 am | #

        It’s Tina. She’s supposed to be mystic and random. Random clothing changes are an everyday occurrence for her. (>^_^)>

  7. Locuranis
    June 2, 2011, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    I meant to ask yesterday; does CG have a corporeal form now, and is it permanent?

    • Eee
      June 2, 2011, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      Shelly’s been physically restraining and touching Conscience since she first appeared, so it would seem she’s solid now. And if she can manifest herself once, no reason she can’t do it again or keep doing it. Or disappear back into Shelly’s head until she wants to pop out again.

      • Sonicthunder
        June 2, 2011, 10:03 am | #

        Interesting thought. Unless I’m forgetting a comic, I cannot recall Shelly physically touching CG during her previous visits.

        Then again, Monica’s demons don’t have a physical/corporal form, yet Monica can physically interact with them (Doubt, Jin-Doubt, Lust, Panic, etc.). And on the same note, Jin-Doubt was able to physically interact (via punch to the face) with Shelly during the Calendar Machine arc, and Monica-Doubt was able to physically interact with Tepoz during her/its debut.

        So, not really sure what limitations Demons and Demon-combinations have in the physical world, unless they’re shoved inside a body like Tina 2.0.

      • Danzier
        June 2, 2011, 10:57 am | #

        The interlude where Shelly was going to volunteer to go to Ireland–Shelly and CG were holding hands and walking out of the dark basement just before Shelly yelled, “I’ll do it!” and scared everyone but Jin at the beach.

      • Casey
        June 2, 2011, 3:11 pm | #

        We have also seen Shelly touching Creepy Girl once in the real world.

  8. Radio365
    June 2, 2011, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    So how is the lack of something that is already gone (calendar feedback) going to “fix” Jin?

    • Zachariaha
      June 2, 2011, 1:07 am | # | Reply

      The relic will provide a connection to the stability of the galaxy as a whole like the CM did. This patches the hole in Jin’s head. The relic is more stable than the CM is so this is a safer way to fix Jin. This solution really sounds like Maya rigged it.

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 2:46 am | #

        Patches what hole in Jin’s head?

      • Fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 7:41 am | #

        The “empty place at her center” (or words to that effect).

  9. Bob!
    June 2, 2011, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Just stay away from that 9th chevron (or the 3rd Conoco)

    • Paula
      June 2, 2011, 1:39 am | # | Reply

      maybe hitting the 9th chevron is their destiny 😉

      • Fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 2:22 am | #

        Okay, now it’s my turn to admit that i’m missing what looks as if it’s a fairly well-known reference…

      • Hanineal
        June 2, 2011, 2:38 am | #

        Having enough power to dial the 9th Chevron on the Stargate puts you on an Ancient starship on a course to the end of the Universe.

        From “Stargate Universe”

      • Fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 3:33 am | #

        O-o-okay.

        Never saw it.

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 4:26 am | #

        Oh..aha.

        Never liked it. It ,somehow, never connected to me like, say B5, Seaquest DSV ,or Buffy TVS did…

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 6:21 am | #

        and the name of the ship was ‘destiny’ 🙂

      • Julie
        June 2, 2011, 8:05 am | #

        Huh…I only ever saw Stargate (the movie), SG-1, and Atlantis…and I didn’t even see the entirety of either of those series. Loved it though…I really do need to go back and watch all of them from the beginning.

      • Danzier
        June 2, 2011, 11:00 am | #

        Haha! I knew I wasn’t the only Stargate fan here!! 🙂

        …and, um, the version of SGU I saw was very different, as I recall. I’ll have to go re-watch.

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 11:18 am | #

        the first episode of SGU consisted of them dialing the 9th chevron
        the rest of the episodes/series was based on the ship.

        You might want to reconsider the going back to it as syfy announced recently they are cancelling it so best to see if they give a ending before getting into it again…

        not that im bitter about certain cancellations recently..no…

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 12:00 pm | #

        Ok, I’ve looked SGU up on the internet and watched one entire episode and a few previews. My conclusion … the original “Battlestar Galactica” redux. Same basic premise. Chased by a mechanical civilization out to destroy them, and anyone like them. The premise seemed good, but the execution seems to be rehashed melodrama.

        Mind you, I’ve only seen a few BG episodes from the internet also. The stupidest was the one in which they, on the run for their very lives, stop at a planet to gamble and party. Yeah, that makes sense.

      • Hanineal
        June 2, 2011, 5:17 pm | #

        Actually, the only things Star Gate Universe had in common with Battlestar Galactica was its setting in deep space and that they were both shown on the SyFy Channel.

        BG had no aliens, SGU had many.

        BG had a human fleet of ships pursued by a inimical race of machines created by the humans. SGU took place on a single ship created by ancient aliens and many alien species were encountered.

        Lastly, the BG fleet were the last remnants of the human species while the SGU ship was in contact with Earth & humans slowly spreading through multiple galaxies and could even interact with them using alien technology.

        BG was about looking for a new home. SGU was ultimately about finding answers to the deepest mysteries of existence and returning back to the home they left behind.

      • Hanineal
        June 2, 2011, 5:20 pm | #

        SoWhyMe is thinking of the original version of BG broadcast over 30 years ago. It bears only faint resemblance to the modern BG series shown on SyFy.

  10. Casey
    June 2, 2011, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Now my question is what kind of power output are we getting from a device that requires a nuclear reaction just to jump-start it? I won’t ask how this whole thing helps Jin, because the level of technobabble required to explain that would be well over the legal limit.

    • Zachariaha
      June 2, 2011, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      yada yada…mass of galaxy…yada yada…stable monopole rotation…yada yada…quantum gap cross connection…yada yada…zero point energy…yada yada….singularity closes hole….yada yada….event horizon effect….yada, yada

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 2:01 am | #

        Galaxy rotation comes to a screeching halt … yada yikesa!

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 2:39 am | #

        Aaaand..what’s so complex about that?

        The artifact is the smallest Galaxy-scale Wardenclyffe Tower I’ve even seen though..

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 4:56 pm | #

        not seen men in black?
        that collar contained a whole galaxy 🙂

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:31 am | #

        My reply to this is a bit further down. Think the last scene of MIB (1). Sorry about the misplaced comment.

      • Paula
        June 3, 2011, 1:44 am | #

        @danzier

        ive been doing that all week
        im sure the comments move…

    • Hanineal
      June 2, 2011, 2:52 am | # | Reply

      Maybe it’s the Lanthian version of a Zero Point Module which taps it’s power from the Black Hole at the Center of our Galaxy.

      It could also be tapping into the energy flux generated by the rotational friction of MW spiral arms on the underlying gravitational field of the Local Cluster.

      • StJason
        June 2, 2011, 2:19 pm | #

        Just say ‘dark energy’ and/or ‘quarks’ and be done with it. The Star Trek gobblydegook just makes me grind my teeth.

        *goes to the confusion corner and grumbles into his mocha*

    • Danzier
      June 2, 2011, 11:01 am | # | Reply

      Meaning Of Life Stuff!

    • illiad
      June 2, 2011, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

      its not the power output that matters, but how long it lasts…

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:33 am | #

        Oh, I don’t know about that. I have a laptop with a battery that won’t put out enough power to run the machine when the fans turn on, but it seems to never need charging. The laptop is useless after two minutes.

  11. Sheik
    June 2, 2011, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Don’t you just love techno-jargon?
    So if the artifact works like the CM only better does it even really need to be inserted into Jin?

    • Zachariaha
      June 2, 2011, 1:21 am | # | Reply

      snap of rubber glove heard in the background….NEXT!
      For the initial connection I would say yes but only once. Those knobs on the end means it has to be plugged in somewhere. Probably in the top, or back, of the head.

      • Casey
        June 2, 2011, 1:36 am | #

        Or maybe the point of this entire exercise was to obtain the right object to smack Jin upside the head with as you shout “Pull yourself together!”

      • Fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 2:05 am | #

        Ooooh! Tough love!

        I like it.

    • Paula
      June 2, 2011, 1:46 am | # | Reply

      maybe its just a necklace?
      maybe she needs to shift into her serpent form put it on then hopefully when she shifts back into her ‘human’ form it will shrink too?

      yes i know it didnt with shellinx but well..

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 3:28 am | #

        Or maybe the side-prongs are like a child’s hammer that goes “pweep” when you hit something with it. A functuion to add some levity to an otherwise horrin little contraption.. 😆 😆

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:06 am | #

        “It went zip when it moved and pop when it stopped,
        And whirrrrr when it stood still;
        I never knew just what it was,
        And I guess I never will.”

        I wish I could remember more of that song; it was fun.

      • Fairportfan
        June 3, 2011, 1:08 am | #

        First time my wife saw Tom Paxton live, he did “The Marvelous Toy” to close the show – he said “It’s the oldest song I wrote that I still do … and I do not want any full-grown adults coming up to me after the show and saying how much they loved it in kindergarten…”

      • Fairportfan
        June 3, 2011, 1:13 am | #

        Interesting – in the live performance i linked to, Paxton doesn’t so the original final verse:

        the years have gone by too quickly it seems –
        and i have my own little boy
        and yesterday i gave to him my marvelous little toy
        his eyes nearly bugged right out of his head
        and he gave a shout of glee;
        neither one of us knows just what it is
        but he loves it just like me –
        it still goes…

    • Eee
      June 2, 2011, 8:04 am | # | Reply

      Bud has a hatch in her tummy leading to an internal cavity she can store things in. It’s possible Brandi and Jin have similar arrangements we just haven’t seen yet.

      • Julie
        June 2, 2011, 8:08 am | #

        Why worry about a cavity when we already know that Bud can poit anything into Jin’s stomach if she wants to? 😛

  12. Floren
    June 2, 2011, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    How long until M finds out how many times Shelley died in there?

    • SoWhyMe
      June 2, 2011, 11:44 am | # | Reply

      Right. And how long before it sinks in how long Shelly suffered. Shelly is getting too cheerful too quickly here. The drama seems to be draining out of this amazing turn of events. 80,000 years … meh … what’s for lunch?

      • Jay-Em
        June 3, 2011, 12:21 am | #

        Agreed. Orrr..the break-down will come, but onlyb after Shelly apparently goes home with a straight back, closes the door and “Wham” there she goes, total break-down and happy tears aplenty.

        She seems like the type.

  13. Paula
    June 2, 2011, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    worm…hole??

    how frikkin advanced WERE these lanthians???

    were they even FROM earth???

    • Paula
      June 2, 2011, 1:44 am | # | Reply

      Oh and another question.

      Are they doing this so Jin doesn’t blow the world up in a moment of pure insanity
      Or
      Are they doing this because they actually care about her?

      (still think of when Jin tried to introduce Alan to her ‘friends’ and monica bit her head off…)

      Towards the end of the calender arc they actually seemed to come very close to hating her…
      is this still true?

      • NOTDilbert
        June 2, 2011, 2:15 am | #

        Well, you can’t really hold the actions of someone not in their right mind against them. Jin has already shown herself to be out of touch with reality to the point of needing to ‘touch’ things questionable to her senses. Whether she has already lost the difference between right and wrong has yet to be proven, but doesn’t seem so from our latest view of her.
        Yet.

      • Casey
        June 2, 2011, 2:36 am | #

        I get the feeling that by now they actually care about her. For starters, I’d imagine it would be rather difficult to hate the broken person she became after the destruction of the calender machine. Secondly, based on interactions between characters recently, it seems that all manipulation around destroying the calendar machine has been forgiven, on the grounds that it was necessary to save the world. Jin’s manipulations were a big part of why everyone clashed with her. Then again, I could be mistaken. As I have stated previously, I have a tendency to assume the best in people.

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 2:51 am | #

        So am I.
        Jin did all of the things she did ,to save the world, and every soul in it. She’s not evil. Manipulative, yes, but out of neccesity. It’s Jin’s love for all that is alive, that kept her going and suffering to fix all wrongs.

        She lost all she loved and held dear several times, just to fix a wrong that was actually her Mom’s fault.

        The only ones lashing out in temporarily pure evil, hatred and vengefulness, were Brandi and Bud. And boy do they know that. They stil have a hard time reconciling that to themselves.

        All Golem Girls are broken in one form or another, yet Jin wasn’t the one that destroyed the world. She still feels guilty that she couldn’t stop the GG’s rampage.

        The only thing that could be held against Jin, is that she grew distant from the humanity that she tried to save.

        Soap-bubbles and Petri-dishes……

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 11:34 am | #

        I have to wonder how much of that was her motivation and how much was her desire to become human again and die. Obviously she hated being eternal and set out to use her condition in trying to stop the cycles. She firmly believed that would “cure” her of her golemitus.

      • nerf-dweller
        June 2, 2011, 10:17 am | #

        Everyone hated Jin because a previous Brandi told her that Jin had to stay distant from everyone. Jin had to stay distant in order to make the plan to fix the CM work. If you read back through the archives you see that fact tearing Jin up inside because they were close friends in previous CM cycles.

        Now that the CM had been taken care of. Everyone in the know could tell the others what had been done. Everyone pulled to together in order to help Jin. So I think everyone has forgiven Jin for being the callous she was during this timeline.

      • nerf-dweller
        June 2, 2011, 10:19 am | #

        @#$^& it. Sometime I really hate HTML. That start of thtat bolded part should actually be “b-word”.

    • Dafydd
      June 2, 2011, 2:03 am | # | Reply

      Damn, girl, you took the words right outa my keyboard!

    • Jay-Em
      June 2, 2011, 3:34 am | # | Reply

      Question us (as I see it) not how advance the Lanthians were, but more like: Who became before the Lanthians.

      The Lanthians on their own seemed just to be “using” stuff they got handed, with some magicians (like Maya) knowing the finer points of the technology.

      As Paul drew them (swords? spears?) they didn’t seem too advanced, just power-hungry enough to let a female-magician f… them over…

      • Fatuncle
        June 2, 2011, 5:06 am | #

        I have often thought that Mayahuel, at least, had access to the Library. It might very well be that the oh wow technology did in fact come from elsewhere; Paula is right about it not originating in Lantis. Mayahuel found it while researching in the Library.

    • Ozymandous
      June 2, 2011, 8:52 am | # | Reply

      How advanced were they?

      Ah, advanced enough to create an indestructable golem that has infinite (as far as we’re concerned) power?

      Advanced enough to tap into forces that we’re just now, 5k years or more later, rediscovering?

      Advanced enough to discover alternate dimensions and to create machines that could transport objects into them.

      Advanced enough to do pretty much anything Paul wants them to be able to do. 😉

    • Eee
      June 2, 2011, 8:55 am | # | Reply

      Hard to tell if the Lanthians OR Maya are human. If they’re using magic, though, it’s possible they became aware of wormholes long before a techo-based civilization would, because magic gave them a different prespective of the Universe… In fact a lot of the Lanthian advancement may simply be because they approached things in a different way than we are.

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 11:20 am | #

        That’s a good point. A people into “magic” would be people who weren’t that concerned with why something did what it did, but interested in what it did. They would build on their knowledge based on results gathered through trial and error. Perhaps a lucky few discovered some alien technology and managed to get it to work without understanding a bit of why it worked. Society didn’t progress much because they weren’t doing things for the greater good and use by others in general, just for themselves.

        Of course that meant things exploded a lot, or even upset the galaxy, but hey … no pain, no golems.

    • StJason
      June 2, 2011, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      So, just to reiterate, it uses plutonium in a magic container which somehow reflects more then it gets back in (yet doesn’t cause meltdown) to power a device that uses a mathematical incongruity to tap into the rotational power of a galaxy to somehow generate power.

      …feh with that pansy nuclear power. Laugh at puny solar power. Giggle at silly old magic. Create a huge, elaborate card house just to… make power…?

      *goes back to old man corner of confusion corner and grumbles*

      • Ratcatcher
        June 4, 2011, 6:38 am | #

        StJason I’d give you a beer (beer is good for you, in moderation), but I’m not sure it’s allowed so I didn’t bring any.

    • Paula
      June 2, 2011, 5:03 pm | # | Reply

      *lightbulb*

      humans were deemed not worthy of library access…
      i never thought…
      who IS worthy of access…why would a demi-god or sphinx want access to it?

      i assumed because of our warlike ability and the library of alexandra etc..
      but what if it was because the lanthians abused it?

      there…is not just human writing there..maybe?

      (got that from reading everyone elses comments btw)

      • Paula
        June 2, 2011, 5:06 pm | #

        nowadays i spose the equivallent of the library is

        wikipedia?

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:37 am | #

        L-space, home of the interwebs…

      • Kramegame
        June 3, 2011, 12:25 am | #

        Paula, I believe, you made another excellent point…
        at this rate Paul may have to give you the whole jar….of cookies…

  14. stephy1aq
    June 2, 2011, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    A new version of Space-time continuum!?

  15. stephy1aq
    June 2, 2011, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    faster than the speed of light

  16. Dafydd
    June 2, 2011, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    What exactly is “the rotating galaxy”? I mean, lots of galaxies rotate, as far as we know — even our own, which rotates about every 250,000,000 years or thereabouts. Does Bud mean that the relic draws its power from the rotation of the galaxy? How would that work? Kinetic energy? (Or is “The Rotating Galaxy” the name of the galaxy in question, as it was known to the Lanthians? It seems kinda lame for a name, but so does “The Milky Way”.)

    And how freakin’ advanced were these people, anyway? Were they actually native to Earth, or did they come through a stargate or something? (I mean really, we might be at this level of advancement now, if it hadn’t been for the Dark Ages, and it took us 10,000 years. Did the Lanthians start with agriculture 20,000 years ago, then? If so, why didn’t they conquer and overpopulate the entire world like we did?)

    • SoWhyMe
      June 2, 2011, 2:10 am | # | Reply

      I believe it means “galactic rotational energy.” All that stuff whirling around the black hole at the galactic core, keeping it together, has a grest deal of potential energy associated with it. This device taps that energy.

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 4:10 am | #

        Only thing that I find alarming here (since Lanthian relics have a naty habit of going wrong big-time) if You’d tap into that energy, You’ll disturb the equilibrium, the black hole would become unstable, and starts sucking in more matter than is replenished..

        😯 *whimpering* eeeep…
        End-result: “SHLUUUUUURP.P.P..” *nothingness*

      • Danzier
        June 2, 2011, 11:04 am | #

        Then you just replicate Jin twice and throw the two extras in the black hole. Problem solved with simple algebra. 😀

      • StJason
        June 2, 2011, 2:30 pm | #

        …Actually the opposite would be more likely to happen. Without a certain amount of energy in the system, there would be not enough to hold it all together, and our galaxy would fall apart.

        My question is that you need a reletive point outside a system to gain energy from kinetics. The magnets of a generator don’t generate any energy if they are rotating at the same rate as the wires. So, this device, somehow taps into the rotational energy, and at the same time, creates a reference point outside of the galaxy which is not affected by it, yet is close enough to be affected by it… somehow creates energy from this, and then sends it all into this tiny device…

        …and then, they want to give this device to a creature which is already powerful enough to pop the planet, and is having hallucinations…

      • fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 8:57 pm | #

        You don’t necessarily need a point outside a rotating system (or any other, for that matter) to tap the energy – you just need two points at different potential levels.

        Pretty much the equivalent of hydroelectric power.

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 9:23 pm | #

        I’ve often wondered why we don’t make much more use of hydroelectric power. I mean, talk about a reuseable resource. You use it at one point, then downstream some, you can use it again … and again … and again. It’s really gravity power as stored in the moving water.

      • Kramegame
        June 3, 2011, 12:28 am | #

        Dams are expensive, they have limited locations, and to build more that one or two on a single river could do way more harm than good to the eco system.

      • Fairportfan
        June 3, 2011, 1:02 am | #

        Yeah – google Lake Lanier/Georgia/Alabama/Florida/”water wars”

      • Hanineal
        June 3, 2011, 1:40 am | #

        Screw the lake. A couple of years ago, Georgia tried to move the GE/TN border so they could divert the Tennessee River.

      • bmonk
        June 3, 2011, 12:23 pm | #

        Only because the original border was defined to be the 35th parallel (35° N), and we now know it’s about 1.1 critical miles south of that line. And, apparently, Georgia never ratified the line, although Tennessee did.

    • Sheik
      June 2, 2011, 2:16 am | # | Reply

      If the Lanthians had access to the Library and could translate even just a little of it they could get real advanced real fast and to heck with things like ethics.
      The “rotating galaxy” thing could be a matter of taking advantage of the relative motion of mass in the galaxy, much like how we boost interplanetary space probes using the mass and motion of planets.
      How’s that for technobable?

    • NOTDilbert
      June 2, 2011, 2:22 am | # | Reply

      There’s a couple of technobabble ways to draw energy off our rotating galaxy:
      1) Gravitic braking – direct tapping of kinetic energy via the God Knows What Effect.
      2) Electromagnetic braking – takes advantage of the fact that the galactic arms are full of streamers of hot gas carrying millions of amps of current flow as the ionized gasses interact with the galactic magnetic field.

      (Hangs head in shame) I’m such a geek.

      • Ratcatcher
        June 4, 2011, 6:52 am | #

        Pats NOTDilbert on the head, ‘That’s a good geek. Now have some tea and enjoy the confusion.

    • Jay-Em
      June 2, 2011, 2:53 am | # | Reply

      Think “WardenClyffe” on a grand scale.

    • Hanineal
      June 2, 2011, 2:56 am | # | Reply

      Maybe it’s the Lanthian version of a Zero Point Module which taps it’s power from the Black Hole at the Center of our Galaxy.

      It could also be tapping into the energy flux generated by the rotational friction of MW spiral arms on the underlying gravitational field of the Local Cluster.

      • nerf-dweller
        June 2, 2011, 10:55 am | #

        I don’t think it’s Zero Point Energy.. A ZPE reactor won’t need to have anything to do with the rotational energy of the Galaxy.

        And for those who’s eyes are glazing overy. Zero Point Energy can be though of like the following. (This is hugely simplified)

        Zero Point Energy is the lowest amount of energy possible for a system. The ground state at the quantum level. But that doesn’t means there is no energy. This still fluctuate. For example, helium remains a liquid no matter what the temperature is, even down to absolute zero.

        Now Imagine the space between the atoms and molecules A real teeny tiny scale. That space according to quantum theory really isn’t empty. Remember there are still fluctuation. From the apparent nothingness a pair of virtual particles can appear and vanish in the smallest of time scales. The part of of particles would be an particle and anti-particle pair (proton and anti-proton). Overall there is still a net nothing in that space.

        Now if one could somehow alter conditions should that the virtual particles remain instead of vanishing back into the quantum foam. You’ve now created matter hence energy from the Zero Energy Point.

        According to theory this does happen in the universe. Imagine a virtual particle pair coming into existence right at the event horizon of a black hole. And one of the virtual particles is captured by the black hole. The other particle becomes real and escapes into the universe. What has happened is the black hole has loss a bit of mass.

      • Wyvern
        June 2, 2011, 12:09 pm | #

        We’re pretty sure virtual particle creation happens; I’m not aware of any alternative explanation of the Casmir Effect. But that’s not to say that the vacuum energy can be extracted and harnessed, and there are reasons to think it can’t.

      • nerf-dweller
        June 2, 2011, 12:17 pm | #

        I’m sure virtual particle pairs exist as well. The theory as far as I can follow it dovetails do nicely with other areas of QM. Besides I get a big chuckle from the though that singulars can not only be naked, but they can be naked and are fuzzy. 😀

    • eschmenk
      June 2, 2011, 11:03 am | # | Reply

      Bud said “a rotating galaxy” back here. That makes it sound as if “rotating galaxy” isn’t just a name for the Milky Way. Also it’s not capitalized.

      Maybe Bud is just using the phrase “rotating galaxy” because it’s the phrase Maya used, without really understanding the significance of what she’s saying.

    • txmystic
      June 2, 2011, 2:47 pm | # | Reply

      The Wardenclyffe Tower comparison that Bud made suggests that there is a point source at the center of the galaxy either created by or causing the rotation (Gravitational? Electromagnetic? Hard to say. If we theorize that there is a supermassive black hole at the center a rotating galaxy, it really could be either case). The idea of the tower was to use one Tesla coil as the transmitter of high-frequency electromagnetic current, which could theoretically be received by another coil placed anywhere near the transmission medium, in this case the conductive parts of the earth’s atmosphere.

      So that means that the plutonium-fueled relic they are holding is a matched pair with something that can rotate a galaxy. This is some powerful stuff.

      Also bear in mind that time dilates the closer you get to a black hole’s event horizon, so that might explain the time-shifting qualities of the relic…

  17. Dafydd
    June 2, 2011, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    On a different note, does the fact that Creepy Girl has long hair — and no scissors — mean that Shelly’s in a better place emotionally than she had been? (CG always used to be shown with short hair, and scissors in hand, as though she’d just cut it after her mother’s death.)

    • Hanineal
      June 2, 2011, 2:43 am | # | Reply

      1) She lost the scissors in the Forest.

      or

      2) She left them in an Apo Sphinx who wouldn’t mind her own business.

      • Fatuncle
        June 2, 2011, 5:08 am | #

        Like.

    • eschmenk
      June 2, 2011, 11:07 am | # | Reply

      No, I thought CG was always shown with long hair (longer than this) and normally without scissors. Here is an example.

      I can remember CG with scissors, but would you please provide a link of CG with short hair?

      • Dafydd
        June 2, 2011, 5:27 pm | #

        Here is the Creepy Girl in her boiler room, as Heather tries to comfort her. (If the link doesn’t work, go to the archive and look up the strip for 28 April, 2005.) AFAIK, she never had long hair until she started manifesting outside the boiler room of Shelly’s subconscious.

      • eschmenk
        June 2, 2011, 7:19 pm | #

        Thanks for providing the link. I worked.

        I don’t consider that to be CG, though. I think that was a dream that Shelly was having and the girl was just a younger version of herself. As far as I know, the first mention of a “creepy (little) girl” was here, in September of 2008, which was three and a half years later. There is obviously some overlap there, but I think CG was a separate idea that came out of the earlier stuff. The interaction between the girl and the mother is part of why I think that was supposed to be a young Shelly, not CG.

      • Francisco
        June 3, 2011, 2:13 am | #

        An early hint was here:
        http://wapsisquare.com/comic/surpriseyourself/

      • Xiutecuhtli
        June 2, 2011, 9:32 pm | #

        I agree with @eschmenk. That’s not Connie in the strip you linked, it’s a young Shelly.

  18. Theskulker
    June 2, 2011, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    Speaking of Lanthian relics, I bet Paul could do an outstanding arc incorporating the
    Antikythera mechanism.

    He seems to enjoy taking real research items and extending them into the super normal realm. This mechanism already has such (deservedly so) rich speculation and theories it would be a natural and it is from the same time period.

    I know I would love to read it.

    • nerf-dweller
      June 2, 2011, 10:56 am | # | Reply

      Perhaps it was an early prototype of the Calendar Machine?

      • StJason
        June 2, 2011, 2:35 pm | #

        It’s pretty darn simple. It is a couple of geared wheels on a solid base. While they think it is a calendar now, it is just a portable version of Stonehenge.

  19. SoWhyMe
    June 2, 2011, 2:34 am | # | Reply

    Yeah but would she piss on a galatic powered spark plug?

    I wouldn’t touch that thing just because Nudge says it’s safe either. Especially if Nudge says it’s safe, actually.
    “Ha ha … gotcha to touch it! Now you’re stuck for 80,000 years … neener neener!”
    *Poit* *BIG NEWSPAPER WHAP!*
    “Ow Phix … I just …”
    “You fetch her right back here, Nudge, or no pizza for 12,000 years!”
    “grumble grumble … put tacks in litter box … grumble”

    I’m not sure they plug it into Jin directly. There may still be something at the graveyard in Ireland into which it plugs.

    And what the hell blew out that hole in the sub!?

    • Jay-Em
      June 2, 2011, 2:57 am | # | Reply

      I bet that there is a rather big hickemadoody-thingy waiting somewhere in a secret place. The Oppart is just a small part.

      It has that typical non-specific shape that weird techy-parts in adventure games have.

    • Hanineal
      June 2, 2011, 2:58 am | # | Reply

      “I’m not sure they plug it into Jin directly. There may still be something at the graveyard in Ireland into which it plugs.”

      That’s a distinct possibility.

      “And what the hell blew out that hole in the sub!?”

      That’s something we (and Paul) haven’t really addressed since Shelly took her Long Vacation.

    • Fairportfan
      June 2, 2011, 3:35 am | # | Reply

      A scuttling charge.

      • Sheik
        June 2, 2011, 3:56 am | #

        Unless Paul messed up and doesn’t understand that a high explosive charge will also bulge out the steel as well as rip it open, I expect something clawed (so to speak) its way out rather than pushed out with that kind of damage.

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 4:13 am | #

        But.. would that blow outwards? Nah ,I believe it’s their diet of Bratwurst &Beer.. It’s bound to blow a hole somewhere when enjoyed in an enclosed environment.. 😆

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 4:50 am | #

        Seems logical.

    • nerf-dweller
      June 2, 2011, 11:01 am | # | Reply

      Conventional explosives created the hole in the side of the Sub. And I don’t think the Relic (Hilt) had the plutonium inside of is prior to Shelly’s “Voyage Beyond Space-Time”. I think the various Shelly’s of the past CM cycles put into motion the events which culminated in Shelly #2 chopping down the tree, getting the “thing” and putting it into the Relic (hilt) and Shellinx returning to Earth.

  20. Jay-Em
    June 2, 2011, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    Hmmm..”wormholes” ey? Sooo.. Paul adheres to the multiple universes-part of theoretical(!) physics.

    Seems logic that something like “poiting” is a variation of localized wormhole-creation or tapping into existing wormholes.

    Some Astro-physicists have theorized that wormholes could be used as a fixed infrastructure, like rail.
    Teensy details still to be fixed: How to
    A) Map the routes out.
    B)keep the connections stable while travelling through them. The Lanthians apparently have fixed that bit of the equasion.

    I wonder…(keeping my thinkin’ in the lore and paradigmes of Wapsi-World as Paul has established them) would a Golem survive a direct confrontation with a black-hole, so it can establish some kind of time-space equivalent of tunnel reinforcements..time-space concrete, so to speak?

    It would take enormous, unimaginable amounts of energy . Maybe a weird oopart like the relic, combined with some humongous time-space-cladding-tiles churning machine-thingy.

    To go even further on that thought: Poit-ing is not something inherently built-in a person, but rather a token to be able to tap-in the worm-hole infrastructure.
    The unconscious ability to hop on an interdimensional TGV.

    Yes, I admit: Totally channelling “Ring” by Stephen Baxter here. 😳

    Oooohhh. boy..that little funky word: “wormholes” opend up a can of worms and their holes. 😛 *drops penny in “stale-puns”-jar*

    • DeadlyDad
      June 2, 2011, 5:34 am | # | Reply

      I’m putting my money on the Lanthians being from the future; they were exploring the far end of a wormhole that opened onto paradise, when their end of it went ‘POIT’, and they (and their descendants) spent their lives trying to come up with a way to get home. With their futuristic devices, they shouldn’t have had a hard time convincing the locals that they were gods, and bent an entire civilization to the task.

      • Kramegame
        June 2, 2011, 2:13 pm | #

        Plausible, and time travel clearly isn’t an issue in the Wapsiverse

    • StJason
      June 2, 2011, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

      Wait. Does that mean that Glyph is some sort of programming language? Now, that is an interesting thought…

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 3:13 pm | #

        That’s the thought ,or, to be more precise. It’s the combinations of pre-programmed voice-activations of time/space contraptions that linger somewhere close, but juuust outside our “field of vision” Once learned, you’ll have the voice-commands internalized and can do hem almost instinctually.. (consider this: how deeply does one have to think about usage the mouse while browsing the web?)

        It would fit nicely with urban legends about people that instantly vanished from one place, to pop-up in a completely different part of the world.

        Soooo..In Your case ,I should be very very careful with silently muttered, grumbling, half-articulated dissent with cockamaney Star-trek physics.. Who knows where You’ll end-up when hitting one of those commands accidentally.. :lol:.

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:10 am | #

        And God forbid you add an extra space to the end of a line or make a typo… 😯

      • eschmenk
        June 2, 2011, 8:21 pm | #

        IIRC, the original idea was that the glyph language was the programming language of the golems among other things. The May 4, 2009 strip uses the word programming.

      • Jay-Em
        June 3, 2011, 1:37 am | #

        I would think that the internalized “poit” command is more leaning towards normal clicks and command-lines on an easy to adress interface(“easy” being relative here. It has to be learned, like DOS, but isn’t too complex), while the Golem-formula’s call on machine language directly, thusly being something for specialists only..

        Or sumptin’… 😛

    • Danzier
      June 3, 2011, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      “Some Astro-physicists have theorized that wormholes could be used as a fixed infrastructure, like rail.
      Teensy details still to be fixed: How to
      A) Map the routes out.
      B)keep the connections stable while travelling through them. The Lanthians apparently have fixed that bit of the equasion.”

      To say nothing of establishing fees, timetables, and a cross-dimentional dining car. 😀

      • Jay-Em
        June 3, 2011, 1:30 am | #

        The Dining car I would try.. just to see if my burger would get inverted during traverse… 😆

      • Ratcatcher
        June 4, 2011, 7:03 am | #

        Danzier don’t forget the train will need a confusion car! That or a lot of us will be forced to stand in the corner and bemoan the lack of a barista with a ‘view’ to serve us coffee and finger food!

  21. My2Cents
    June 2, 2011, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    Ok, it is powerful. But Bud refers to it as a sparkplug, which would mean that Jin, and by reference Bud and Brandy are individually more powerful than it . . .

    I keep having to upgrade the power level of the GG’s. From system destroyer to galaxy smashers to a possible Type IV on the Kardashev scale. Now that is scary.

    • Fairportfan
      June 2, 2011, 3:38 am | # | Reply

      It’s a reference to something Jin said a while ago.

      • Dafydd
        June 2, 2011, 10:14 am | #

        More specifically, it’s a reference to a line in the movie WarGames: the folks at NORAD have discovered that the supercomputer they put in charge of their nuclear warheads can’t tell the difference between a simulation and actual war, and are trying to stop it from launching ICBMs at the Soviet Union; one general shouts, “Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good!”

      • jjs56thiteration
        June 2, 2011, 10:25 am | #

        Wow that is an amazing catch. That movie is from 1983.

      • Knighttrap
        June 2, 2011, 12:04 pm | #

        Wow, I’ve seen that movie several times and I didn’t grab that catch. What makes it better is there was a spoof of Wargames on Robot Chicken last night and I still didn’t remember that line. “Would you like to nuke Canada?” 🙂

      • Dafydd
        June 2, 2011, 5:31 pm | #

        Not that amazing — I’m a child of the ’80s; I saw WarGames in the cinema (my first exposure to Matthew Broderick, Ally Sheedy & John Wood), and taped it off Cinemax later. (Besides, the General had some of the best lines. :P)

      • fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 9:01 pm | #

        *sigh*

        I was thirty-five (or thereabouts) when i saw it the day it opened…

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:12 am | #

        I saw it on t.v. and on video several times and wasn’t old enough to tie my own shoes when it came out… but it’s still on the “good” list.

      • txmystic
        June 2, 2011, 2:52 pm | #

        Yeah. It’s a Barry Corbin classic line. He’s a Texan who always plays a Texan.

        We Texans are arrogant ’cause we’re awesome…

      • Julie
        June 2, 2011, 6:50 pm | #

        Damn skippy! 🙂

        Heart War Games!!

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:14 am | #

        I love actors whose characters are always from the same place the actors are from… My two favorites:
        –Richard Dean Anderson, as MacGyver and Col. O’Niell;
        –the guy who played Cpl. Klinger on the TV series “MASH”

    • Jay-Em
      June 2, 2011, 3:45 am | # | Reply

      It’s a sparkplug. If so, where’s the engine? Or rather what is the engine. If the sparkplug is alread that powerful, I wouldn’t be surprised that the engine is a compressed galaxy in some containment-field, that needs the sparkplug to get it’s rotation going, so energy can be tapped from it.

      Clown Car: -Well ,Jin, we fixed it, now take that pee
      *Jin, looking flummoxed at a tiny rotating galaxy*
      Jin: -Ummmm do You guys mind if I re-consider my former, granted, quite optimistic- statement for a bit *gulp* 😆

      • Danzier
        June 2, 2011, 12:22 pm | #

        …And somewhere, there are ginormous aliens playing marbles with it and a whole bag full of its brothers and sisters…

      • Jay-Em
        June 3, 2011, 1:28 am | #

        I got both on DVD and blu-ray… 😳

  22. Theskulker
    June 2, 2011, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    What is going on? A comment I made an hour ago is “awaiting moderation”. When did this start? They have always just posted before. Not much point in posting if the timeliness of the post is lost due to multi-hour delays waiting for the day shift.

    • Fairportfan
      June 2, 2011, 3:40 am | # | Reply

      If you make a typo that changed the e-mail address to one it doesn’t recognise (or an invalid one), or if you include more than one link in a single post, it goes to moderation.

      • Jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 3:48 am | #

        I found out that a accidental space, or other typo in “NAME” does the same.

        You have a gravatar? I f that’s missing, You’r immediately sure thete’s a typo somewhere.

      • Theskulker
        June 2, 2011, 4:51 am | #

        Thanks Fairportfan. I guess that was it – there were two links in the post. I just reposted it with one link and it went right up. I hadn’t expected any problem as I am sure I’ve seen multiple links in posts here before.

      • Atomic
        June 2, 2011, 5:48 am | #

        Anything with more than one link in it goes into the spam-filter moderation queue. Not that a Captcha would be more fun but it’s a defense mechanism.

      • Fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 8:37 am | #

        Paul is pretty good about clearing stuff through.

  23. Jay-Em
    June 2, 2011, 3:49 am | # | Reply

    By the by. How sweet that Tina, despite her apparent dread ,is so protective of M…

  24. Theskulker
    June 2, 2011, 4:47 am | # | Reply

    [Reposted with just one link]

    Speaking of Lanthian relics, I bet Paul could do an outstanding arc incorporating the Antikythera mechanism.

    He seems to enjoy taking real research items (search google), and extending them into the super normal realm. This mechanism already has such (deservedly so) rich speculation and theories it would be a natural and it is from the same time period.

    I know I would love to read it.

    • Julie
      June 2, 2011, 8:18 am | # | Reply

      Ooo…now that’s an idea! 🙂 Here’s to bringing in actual historical WTFs!

    • NOTDilbert
      June 3, 2011, 1:34 am | # | Reply

      It’s already had a guest spot; I think Amanda mentions it, and Monica mistakes the reference for the Calendar Machine until Amanda corrects her.

  25. Jim
    June 2, 2011, 4:56 am | # | Reply

    Ah. So, the relic has that ‘tastes great, less filling’ thing going on?

  26. SoWhyMe
    June 2, 2011, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    It’s probably my wapsinoia talking, but the way Tina said it makes me think there is something specific about wormholes and Monica in particular. Perhaps that’s why the thingy had such a negative effect on her. Safe or not, Tina wanted Monica away from any wormhole. Or … she was talking about keeping it out of sunlight and not Monica’s nickname.

    • Julie
      June 2, 2011, 8:33 am | # | Reply

      If that’s your wapsinoia talking, it’s been talking to me too. I had the same thought.

    • txmystic
      June 2, 2011, 2:56 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, why is she focused on keeping it away from Monica specifically?

    • Jay-Em
      June 2, 2011, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

      M is already a “wormhole”. Her gateway is closed, more or less. But a closed door doesn’t mean theres no room behind it.

      Shoving a wormhole through another wormhole could have rather unpleasant results, like infinity-loops, sucking all of existense in a maelstrom….

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 3:33 pm | #

        Good point.

      • fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 9:04 pm | #

        Reminds me of Bud idly wondering (after Monica’s little jaunt to the “fruit market” to get the portal cloth) about what would happen if they shoved Shelly (who, of course, had the other end of the portal link on her front) through the cloth…

      • jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 11:01 pm | #

        Hm hm. It would probably result in a galaxy- wide shloeppp!
        that might make
        the little tantrum of the GG look like a farting mouse. Brr Bud, Bud no more ‘good ideas’ please.
        I was indeed thinking of that..

      • Fairportfan
        June 3, 2011, 12:58 am | #

        Larry Niven once postulated a spacecraft that teleported itself to a receiver on (or just ahead of) its own nose.

        Since the postulated matter-transmitter was irrelevant – instantaneous over any measurable distance – the ship’s maximum “velocity” would be equal to its length times the number of times it could do the jump in a given period of time.

        And there’d be no acceleration (and max “velocity” would be instantaneously achieved) and, since it isn’t actually “moving”, there’s not time dilation effect…

      • Fairportfan
        June 3, 2011, 1:44 am | #

        Then there was this year’s “Comic Relief” special “Dr Who” short(s)…

  27. HarukoHoshiko
    June 2, 2011, 5:43 am | # | Reply

    I believe I can see the future!!! Shelly will spend much time with Officer Tight Buns.

    • nerf-dweller
      June 2, 2011, 11:42 am | # | Reply

      Yep. And I see Officer Tight Buns in similar state as Kevin after returning from a several month long assignment. Although after 80,000 years, they might have to call in the paramedics. 🙂

      • fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 9:05 pm | #

        Viagra and energy drinks. And carbs.

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 9:58 pm | #

        oh my!

      • bmonk
        June 3, 2011, 12:14 pm | #

        Still could be a problem. You’re supposed to get medical attention for erections that last over four hours. . . .

      • Ratcatcher
        June 4, 2011, 7:17 am | #

        fairportfan that’s before. After it’s spelled ICU intensive care unit. And Shelly going, ‘I broke him . . . well, dang!

  28. Atomic
    June 2, 2011, 5:50 am | # | Reply

    I’m STILL looking forward to M and Amanda visiting the Minneapolis Annex of the Biblothiki!

    And, of course, there’s still Owen/Lakshimi and Georgette to encounter at some point…

    • Fairportfan
      June 2, 2011, 7:47 am | # | Reply

      …and Katherine.

  29. jae
    June 2, 2011, 5:57 am | # | Reply

    Wipe that grin off your non-face, you stupid lanthian artifact! (Or am I the only one seeing a grin there? 😉 )

    • Jay-Em
      June 2, 2011, 6:16 am | # | Reply

      Nope! But it’s so unnerving, that I prefer to deny it’s exostence.. 😐

    • Paula
      June 2, 2011, 11:27 am | # | Reply

      *giggles*

      i see it!

      it has little eyes too 😀
      thats cool 😀

    • kingklash
      June 2, 2011, 11:34 am | # | Reply

      And it’s giving us a sly wink, as well.

  30. Heph
    June 2, 2011, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    Is it just me or does the recent wrapup mean that Paul will end the comic?

    • jjs56thiteration
      June 2, 2011, 10:13 am | # | Reply

      Heck no. I don’t see this as wrapping everything up. I still want to know more about Tina and what she was talking about here.
      http://wapsisquare.com/comic/yet-to-do/

      • Knighttrap
        June 2, 2011, 12:11 pm | #

        Nothing I see in this is a complete wrap up. Yes some questions were awnsered but many more were added. Also given the fact that Paul has hinted at several story lines, Tina’s past or the fact that both Monica and Shelly have characteristics that point to something to do with the Golems. I certintly don’t see Paul ending this any time soon.

      • Kermit
        June 2, 2011, 1:46 pm | #

        Also, why does she always wear that choker necklace? The only thing I know is that she claimed it doesn’t hold her head on.

      • Casey
        June 2, 2011, 4:40 pm | #

        If I remember correctly, Paul answered that question in an interview at some point. Apparently, she simply found it at a garage sale, and liked it. Or maybe it was a used clothing store, I can’t remember. Either way, it’s a bit of an anticlimax.

      • fairportfan
        June 2, 2011, 9:12 pm | #

        I’m still darkly suspicious of that thing.

        (mumble) Malice (mumble)

      • jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 11:05 pm | #

        Let’s hop not. I always hated those “posession” storylines
        in X-Men. They used those waaay too much.
        I cannot remember, was Malice a Claremont-character?

      • Wyvern
        June 3, 2011, 4:37 pm | #

        The choker absolutely does not cover up the duct tape that does keep her head from falling off.

  31. Eee
    June 2, 2011, 9:10 am | # | Reply

    So they’ve got the artifact and it can help Jin. Does this mean Bud and Shelly don’t have to go to Ireland?

    Oh poo. I wanted to see Shelly have her first glass of Guinness…

    • Jay-Em
      June 2, 2011, 3:21 pm | # | Reply

      If it’s anything like the face my then GF made..not really..
      It’s ,apparently ,a taste to be aquired, like vinegar on fries.. bluegh!!!

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 1:03 am | #

        Add salt and bake till dry. It helps a lot.

      • Paula
        June 3, 2011, 1:37 am | #

        from what i gather
        whilst english chips and american fries are both strips of fried potato
        they are different

        i would not even consider putting vinegar on a macdonalds fries (which are close to the us fries?)
        but chip-shop-chips? totally go with vinegar
        perhaps because they are larger and thicker?

        (and these are the julliette potatoes fried and eaten whilst warm chips/fries..not the sliced potatoes fried and eaten cold crisps/chips…)

  32. The Old Wolf
    June 2, 2011, 9:12 am | # | Reply

    Paul, is the correct adjective “Lanthian” or “Lanthan.” I don’t have time to search the archives, but I thought I have seen both used.

    • SoWhyMe
      June 2, 2011, 10:25 am | # | Reply

      he spelled it Lanthian here:
      http://wapsisquare.com/comic/not-going/

    • Paul Taylor
      June 2, 2011, 10:32 am | # | Reply

      “Lanthian” is the correct one. If I spelled it the other way, either I goofed or a character was mispronouncing it.

      • kingklash
        June 2, 2011, 11:36 am | #

        A Wizard did it.

      • The Old Wolf
        June 3, 2011, 12:22 am | #

        Thanks. And I could have seen the other spelling in the comments, too. 😀

  33. AvengerReloaded
    June 2, 2011, 10:25 am | # | Reply

    Okay among the other mysteries we have going on, there’s the hole in the sub routine. What is big enough to make a sub look like an alien exploded from its stomache?
    In addition, who ARE the people Jin keeps seeing. Are they halucinations or are they the souls of the individuals devoured by the big blast of the chimera?

    • SoWhyMe
      June 2, 2011, 10:52 am | # | Reply

      When we were similarly speculating on what they might be in another comments section, Paul said they were hallucinations.

  34. eschmenk
    June 2, 2011, 11:17 am | # | Reply

    So what is the “horse shit” that GC is talking about? Was the CM supposed to feedback somehow? Was it supposed to be harmful? Or does she just me that the relic isn’t broken like the CM eventually was? Or maybe it never quite worked right and was already harmful, but got worse when Maya broke it.

    How did Nudge and CG get to be such experts? Should we trust them?

    • Paula
      June 2, 2011, 11:24 am | # | Reply

      80k in a forest with possibly books to read.
      is possible that shelly is as smart as einstein now..

      • jay-Em
        June 2, 2011, 11:09 pm | #

        Having all books from the biblioteki freely available, would be a perk that would make me consider an 80000- year banishment as somethinh worthwhile, to be honest..

    • Wyvern
      June 2, 2011, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

      Even a hothead like Shelly can learn a lot if she’s got 81,000 years of vacation time and a valid Biblothiki card. Does Phix make house calls to magical forests?

      • Fatuncle
        June 2, 2011, 6:27 pm | #

        Yes.

      • Fatuncle
        June 2, 2011, 7:42 pm | #

        Yes she does. Shelly said that Phix had visited her, and that she had learned as much from Phix’s words as her silence.

        http://wapsisquare.com/comic/yes-and-no/

    • Knighttrap
      June 2, 2011, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

      Remember that the CM is a lot older that the time loops. It was mentioned that the CM made Jin and May immortal when it was set into motion. This happened some time before Jin was turned into a Golem. It was also stated that the Chimara and the GGs were created something like 10,000 years ago but the time loop only goes back less that 2,000 years(think the accualy number is around 1,428 if my math is right). The only reason the time loop started was because May tried to destroy the CM and was sent to the demon relm and the loop was started. So although the CM did screw up it was working correctly for at least 8,000 years. And it was stated that the CM was created to help with Jin’s mental issues. In the end I think this new artifact is ether a backup plan by May or is something that Shelly has created in a time parodox going in reverse. Then again knowing Paul, we may never know.

      • eschmenk
        June 2, 2011, 7:46 pm | #

        Thanks for you post. Your dates are a little bit off, but close. Lantis was destroyed in 10,500 BC. The loops are about 1450 or 1452 years long.

        What I was saying was based on the fact that the CM was damaged by Maya trying to destroy it (July 12, 2007). That may indicate that there may have been something wrong with it all along. In the July 11, 2007, there is a hint that the calendar machine may have turned out to be more powerful than intended. The simple fact that Maya was unable to destroy it and got zapped into the demon realm seems to indicate that those who created it couldn’t control it.

    • eschmenk
      June 2, 2011, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

      Actually one thing I noticed was that CG and Nudge, rather than Shelly, were doing most of the talking, especially about technical things. That could be just a matter of Shelly being in unfamiliar surroundings, though.

      If the knowledge came from the library or Phix, it’s interesting that Monica, who was the researcher and the one most likely to talk to Phix or to go to the library, concluded that trying to learn more that way wouldn’t have been helpful.

  35. geordie79
    June 2, 2011, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    I do love how we’ve had a new “little sister” style character just slip effortlessly into the story. I forsee Shelly being put into the big sister role and having to cope with all the “first day at school and boys are stupid” issues that come with the responsibility. 🙂

  36. miis
    June 2, 2011, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    lanthanein, greek, “to lie hidden” 🙂

  37. Analyst
    June 2, 2011, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

    “Just – re-member that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving
    and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
    It’s orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
    the sun that is the source of all our power.
    The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
    are moving at a million miles a day,
    In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
    of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way.”…

    • jjs56thiteration
      June 2, 2011, 2:40 pm | # | Reply

      Galaxy Song from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life. I recognized it straight away.

  38. IceKatze
    June 2, 2011, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    hi hi

    Well this is certainly an interesting turn of events. I didn’t imagine that I would find myself particularly disliking so many of the characters, but I can’t shake the feeling that I am now watching an ensemble of villains. Very peculiar indeed. The only thing they need to complete the image now is a mustache twist and a sinister laugh about how “now all the power is mine, ah ha ha!”

    • Kramegame
      June 2, 2011, 8:44 pm | # | Reply

      out of curiosity, and no disrespect, how did you reach that point of view? I can understand from the recent arc yes ultimate power source, 80,000 years of torment etc., but knowing what has transpired before that…. I just don’t see it…

      • IceKatze
        June 2, 2011, 9:34 pm | #

        hi hi

        I guess I just can’t get past the whole murdering, what was it, 56 people? Which was now apparently all part of their plan the whole time? And for what, a power source? They sure seem rather pleased with themselves…

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 10:18 pm | #

        Normally I would agree. Thing is, every one of those people would have ceased to exist not all that long after that anyway. As I see it only one Shelly would have been used to cut the tree down and died in the process. We don’t know what happened to the others. Perhaps they were stuck there and died of old age. Maybe they went back to their time period, but without the plutonium source, making the trip meaningless for them. Maybe they starved to death because there was no food there. Sphinx Shelly didn’t need to eat. If there was, technically, a murder, I’m thinking it was only the Shelly we saw die, The first of the “reset Shellys” to make it to the forest.

        Apparently there were other sphinxes in the forest as well, and any one of them might have killed the other Shellys, eventually, despite sphinx-Shelly’s efforts to prevent it. It’s a dangerous place even for a human-sphinx hybrid (without a CG protector, that is).

      • IceKatze
        June 2, 2011, 10:52 pm | #

        hi hi

        A good chunk of morality rests on the presence or absence of alternatives. If they’ve got the ability to break causality though, one might think it would present some additional possibilities. I mean, everyone is going to die eventually right? So there’s a big difference between someone volunteering themselves as a sacrifice, and someone else making that decision for them.

  39. Kramegame
    June 2, 2011, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

    to the confusion corner…. i don’t know what to say anymore.

  40. meambizarro
    June 2, 2011, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

    that line’s either from a movie or a show. An officer in the military said “Hell, I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it’d help.”

    • Paula
      June 2, 2011, 4:09 pm | # | Reply

      dafydd replied earlier

      it’s a reference to a line in the movie WarGames: the folks at NORAD have discovered that the supercomputer they put in charge of their nuclear warheads can’t tell the difference between a simulation and actual war, and are trying to stop it from launching ICBMs at the Soviet Union; one general shouts, “Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good!”

      • meambizarro
        June 2, 2011, 10:43 pm | #

        That’s what it was!

        Tina: “Would you like to play a game?”

      • Danzier
        June 3, 2011, 12:17 am | #

        Bud: For the love of God don’t play Global Thermonuclear ANYTHING!!

  41. Justine
    June 2, 2011, 4:05 pm | # | Reply

    I would love for The Tardis and The Doctor to show up at any point now and help out. Not that it will happen. Different universes….though I don’t think that’s stopped the Doctor before.

    Just a thought.

    • Justine
      June 2, 2011, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

      oh, and copyright. that might be more powerful than being in a different universe.

  42. Samuel
    June 2, 2011, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, so does that mean the relic harnesses SPIRAL POWER?

    • Sonicthunder
      June 2, 2011, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

      A nuclear powered spirograph!

  43. Samuel
    June 2, 2011, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    I normally don’t run ad-blockers, but for todays page there is some really annoying ass baby laughing sound on some ad.

    • Kramegame
      June 2, 2011, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

      there are ads?….. 😕
      OOOOHHHHHHH!
      how have I not seen those before?

      • eschmenk
        June 2, 2011, 7:49 pm | #

        Are you seeing the TWC vote button? Hint! Hint! 😉

      • Kramegame
        June 2, 2011, 8:40 pm | #

        normally i just vote when ever you guys post a link to it, and the week following…. after that i kinda forget…

      • eschmenk
        June 2, 2011, 10:08 pm | #

        Yeah, I’m not real great at remembering either, but I try.

        BTW, I’m jealous of your ability to tune out the adds. I really can’t. There is one that tends to appear among the Project Wonderful ads just below the box where we type our comments. It has a moving airship in it and it’s like someone it beating me in the head as I’m attempting to type. It is soooooooooo annoying! 👿

        I could block it with ad blocker, but I hate to deny Paul the revenue from the ads.

      • SoWhyMe
        June 2, 2011, 10:25 pm | #

        I just scroll the window a bit to get those ads to go below the bottom of the window.

      • eschmenk
        June 2, 2011, 10:50 pm | #

        Yeah, it took me a while to think of doing that. Sometimes I will slide a different program over part of my browser to block the ads from sight. Normally I use Adblocker and got out of the habit of doing things like that

      • eschmenk
        June 2, 2011, 10:53 pm | #

        … Of course, covering the ads with another program only works when I’m only trying to read what’s already displayed.

      • Kramegame
        June 3, 2011, 12:02 am | #

        to be honest, I do see them, it’s just that I come here so often, an get so wrapped up in the comments that i forget about them…

  44. Danzier
    June 3, 2011, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    I just realized we’re on the cusp of a Friday update…
    …Gulp.
    Holds handrails in terror and double-checks seatbelt…

    • Danzier
      June 3, 2011, 1:06 am | # | Reply

      Gah! It’s one in the morning and I have to get up at six. I’m sorry, Paul and everyone, I’ll have to catch up later. 🙁

  45. Kunushi
    June 3, 2011, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Man, it musta been weird being Nudge and Phix, meeting this Shelly and knowing that she, being the 57th one, would be the one to become her Sphinx self and do all this and that was when the time looping would end. That’s kind of a trip. Then not being able to tell her for fear of breaking the time anomaly that had occurred.

    GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU!!!! TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!

  46. Opus the Poet
    June 3, 2011, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    after 2 am and still no update, can’t see, everything getting blurry…

  47. Francisco
    June 4, 2011, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    I’m re-reading some of the archives and I came across:

    http://wapsisquare.com/comic/supposedtobeyou/
    http://wapsisquare.com/comic/atyourbeckncall/
    http://wapsisquare.com/comic/stilltrustyou/

    When you think about Shelly’s concerns about Monica and recent events….

    • Francisco
      June 4, 2011, 2:43 am | # | Reply

      Whoops! I wanted this on Friday’s page. I forgot I went back a page.

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